Fuckaface

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

FUCKAFACE: EDDY/38/oHIo/m

Paxman: Profession?

FUCKAFACE: used cars sales

Paxman: Marital status?

FUCKAFACE: very married for 16 years

Paxman: hehe congrats on the 16 years!

FUCKAFACE: lol i need it 3 kids itll drive ya to work

Paxman: ok before i ask about anything else, I wanted to ask about your name 'fuckaface' ! What is the story behind it? How and why did you choose it?

FUCKAFACE: well real reason is freak told me not to use my other name (fasteddy) so if i didnt like lootin i could change back so i looted under fuck-it
FUCKAFACE: well everyone said i was very annoying so i tried to come up with a name that was just as annoying as i am
FUCKAFACE: well you got it fuckaface was born

Paxman: hehe how were you annoying everyone? Just the looting or shit talking too?

FUCKAFACE: all the above love pissing people off rather its with words or actions this includes real life i got a natural abilty to do so lol

Paxman: lol. Ok well lets get back to the start of your mafia career. How did you first discover the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

FUCKAFACE: tmb was my first game freak got me started. i was just a collector hell didnt even no how to turn computer on lol probably early 07 but havnt played that much came to mobster lord late of 07 started as a collector and said fuck this im lootin more fun i watched emcee for a while and convinced freak i can make more cash

Paxman: oh Freak is a friend of yours from real life?

FUCKAFACE: no freak's real brother-n-law lol he married my sis

Paxman: wow whats it like playing with someone so close to you? I guess its easier to trust him, right?

FUCKAFACE: yea u can say that freak and me we trust one other. hell we got like 7 or8 people from here playing so its cool machine gun is a real good friend of mine also

Paxman: lol what does your sister think of all the time you both spend on the game? I bet it annoys the hell of out her! LOL

FUCKAFACE: lol thats a big conversation here sometimes we sit around get stoned and talk shit at the kitchen table hell when machine and me hit madness we got into a hell of a argument about it lol but we did it anyway id say thats when the girls said thats enough so we cant talk about it in front of them lol

Paxman: haha! Im not surprised they told you to cut it out! Can you tell us about this incident when you hit Madness? What happened?

FUCKAFACE: well we keep it short me and machine decided to take 7th element and madness cash in mini freak said hell no but 7th kept trying to take our cash so me and machine decided we take ours from them 5 min to end we did that i called freak on phone told him wat we was doin he was pissed but we already did it lol wat was done was done machine won mini and we got credits im not saying names lol but sometimes others should help others win lol

Paxman: lol. Is there a leader between the three of you, freak, yourself and machine? Or do you take decisions together?

FUCKAFACE: well im my own boss thats why i started fuck-u family but ill listen to anyone who helps me i dont just work with freak see ill work with anyone ive ben know to hang with tarantino im alot like them my style that is lol learned alot about lootin from penis and emcee

Paxman: hehe ok well lets go back to the start of your ML career. What round did you start and were you originally a collector or looter?

FUCKAFACE: i started dec 07 not sure what round but was one of the first i hated it just went there for freak back then you could transfer turns first. few rounds done shit like that for freak but as i did i liked it, started to figure it out.. now really only play ml

Paxman: You mentioned that you learnt looting from Emcee. Did he teach you how to loot or did you just watch him and figure it yourself?

FUCKAFACE: watched him a little then as i was doin it he say shit to me lol or just wipe me out tell me how lol but mainly learned hard way by doin it

Paxman: lol I take it you find looting a lot more fun than collecting and you would never go back to the collecting routine?

FUCKAFACE: you know it hell didnt do very good at collecting any way lol i always gave revenges now i love revenges plus reading hate mail i wouldnt trade that for anything lol

Paxman: haha can you remember any really good hate mail you have received?

FUCKAFACE: heres my newest one lol hang on let me look

received from khyuanrobinson "9 hours, 6 mins & 3 secs ago" reply :: delete :: block you

fucker you dont know what you got coming bitch im from brooklyn nigga fuck you fuck face FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THAT MONEY YOU GOT

received from khyuanrobinson "9 hours, 6 mins & 3 secs ago" reply :: delete :: block you fucker you dont know what you got coming bitch im from brooklyn n

FUCKAFACE: lol

Paxman: haha what kind of reply do you normally give?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-U FUCKAFACE: THATS FOR STARTS

Paxman: lol who do you think are the people who hate you the most?

FUCKAFACE: zack the godfather hates my guts shindog calmed down but he used to really hate me but right now id have to say zack

Paxman: lol what is the argument over with Zack? do you keep looting him?

FUCKAFACE: always but he a snotnose bitch with no teeth that loves to suck dick lol
FUCKAFACE: i think he hated penis i tried to get him unbanned he wouldnt shut the fuck up
FUCKAFACE: so i really started on him hard thats my favorite thing to do keep them pissed

Paxman: lol they always fall for it?

FUCKAFACE: lol
FUCKAFACE: lol only the stupid fucks

Paxman: I heard about the banning of Penis. Is there anything you would like to say about this issue here?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-THAT banning stupid we are playing mafia games nothing nice here thats why i play i can rob steal lie hate wat the fuckever and it should be cool
FUCKAFACE: but seams like jimmy calls it when he wants at his convenience not cool wat i want to know is wat bitch was whining

Paxman: oh you think he got banned because someone complained?

FUCKAFACE: well no not really but yes i heard few reasons but bottom line FUCK banning

Paxman: hehe ok i think everyone knows your opinion on the subject now! You mentioned earlier that you have worked with Tarantino and that they suit your style. Tell us about your relationship with them and how it started

FUCKAFACE: well after madness stunt i had to figure something out freak was pissed and A was too had to figure it out so asked penis if i could work with them they welcomed me i would still be ther but im loyal to the thugs penis taught me few things as well as wolf they good players
FUCKAFACE: bottom line blood thicker than water lol

Paxman: hehe, ok im not sure you will answer this question but Ill try to ask anyway! On average, how much money do you manage to loot per round?

FUCKAFACE: hell i dont care thats why i do it keep in mind im a free player and i loot 125bill to 150 bill normally thats no bankers i have caught bankers and done 4 or 5 trill i dont remember it was with penis hell cant even remember who it was thats all the drugs my mom did in the 60s lol

Paxman: wow Im sure thats more than a free collector can make per round! The rounds when you arent hitting bankers, is it hard work to keep looting all round, or do you enjoy it?

FUCKAFACE: i enjoy it i really love it when they are on they get to crying like bitches as im taking there shit lol
FUCKAFACE: hell godfather wouldnt even build cause of it so jimmy made him a helper lol

Paxman: haha! is there anyone you would never loot or is everyone a target?

FUCKAFACE: everyones a target ive even hit freak lol i really dont care im not on here to be liked

Paxman: lol ok lets take a few questions on the ML community! Who would you say is the funniest person on the game?

FUCKAFACE: yoh-boo when she aint mad at me

Paxman: lol does she get mad at your often?

FUCKAFACE: no just lately ive hit her and she hates penis you no so ive ben petitioning to bring him back well it aint been good lately but i lov ya yoh boo

Paxman: Stupidest person?

FUCKAFACE: zack he cries to much and dont make sense
FUCKAFACE: jackal cause he trusted people he shouldnt
FUCKAFACE: jimmy for banning people

Paxman: smartest person?

FUCKAFACE: A knows alot about game always can ask him and hell do best to answer

Paxman: Who do you trust the most?

FUCKAFACE: freak,machine both are equal in my book

Paxman: Most annoying person?

FUCKAFACE: me lol

Paxman: haha nicest person?

FUCKAFACE: A,and sleeper,

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

FUCKAFACE: all of us thats the option

Paxman: how would you define a 'rankwhore'?

FUCKAFACE: anybody who wants to rank
FUCKAFACE: now if ya want biggest rank bitch hell i dont no noone ever asks me lol

Paxman: hehe.. Best Killer? and Best Collector?

FUCKAFACE: penis and wolf best killer they kick ass ill learn that someday lol collecter id say freak

Paxman: lol ok now for the question Im sure everyone wants to hear your answer to. Best looter(s)?

FUCKAFACE: i feel im best free looter and most annoying lol but penis and all of tarantino by far have me beat thats one hell of a union for looters and they all good at it but bottom line its me im the best lol

Paxman: lol are you ever tempted to start supporting too or do you enjoy being a free player?

FUCKAFACE: i was a supporter but decided to keep it free for a few i do miss spying lol

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

FUCKAFACE: jackal-keep your cash fool
FUCKAFACE: zack-my dog can lick his own nuts
FUCKAFACE: yoh-boo dont get mad at me i lov you
FUCKAFACE: freak-keep the thugs goin
FUCKAFACE: khyuanrobinson -calm down man its a game lol

Paxman: lol Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

FUCKAFACE: yea so many to list i wouldnt even no where to start lol im naturally hyped up so i get pissed often lol thats why i stay stoned lol

Paxman: lol ok tell us about the last time you got really angry!

FUCKAFACE: last mini i got on and say hell ill try something different i built up shit looked up and lost it all i was so pissed i unplugged computer and just said FUCKit lol then half hour later turned it all back on

Paxman: lol you take the game very seriously I see!

FUCKAFACE: all yea we all do thats me machine and freak gets us into trouble hell seen freak and machine stay up 3 days straight playing mini lol

Paxman: hehe what do think of the minis usually? I can imagine its a looter's paradise!

FUCKAFACE: yea i like them not only is it a looters heaven but everyones attention is there i like that lol

Paxman: haha so you can sneak in the main round and loot away?

FUCKAFACE: lol yep everyone forgets lol but i dont lol

Paxman: lol Best poker player?

FUCKAFACE: i dont no i hear yoh boos good but i dont play all my time is lootin or talking smack

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

FUCKAFACE: least selfish i would say is A most selfish id say is tony-g only cause i hate mob lol

Paxman: lol why why do you hate mob?

FUCKAFACE: i think theyre a bunch of multis so fuck-um
FUCKAFACE: they used to win alot lol

Paxman: lol Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

FUCKAFACE: i thought penis now i wondering if zack aint lol

Paxman: hehe.. I think you may have a lot to say on this one: What do you think of admin on ML and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

FUCKAFACE: your right there lol fuck them and their banning bullshit they a need new way to deal with the shit they got one of the best games online you can play for free just because you piss people off they ban ya this is mafia game and last time i looked mafia isnt all nice and shit
FUCKAFACE: but besides that the game is one of the best ive played it hooked me lol

Paxman: lol so besides this banning stuff, you think its a pretty good game?

FUCKAFACE: all yea i love it dont really play any others

Paxman: Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

FUCKAFACE: yohboo shes cool also think A and wolf but the one i think would be cool also is gene simmons he also deals in cars

Paxman: oh that reminds me. I have a special question which Wolf requested me to ask people in the interviews!

FUCKAFACE: ok

Paxman: Wolf said 'you are a girl', how do you respond to this?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-U WOLF
FUCKAFACE: LOL

Paxman: lol
Paxman: What remaining ambitions do you have in the game?

FUCKAFACE: i have no ranking medals and only got 3rd place guns so i guess im working on some of these lol just never really care about medals just love pisssing people off

Paxman: lol, you sound like you really enjoy irritating people!

FUCKAFACE: yea thats wat i do best lol including real life

Paxman: lol what would you say has been the biggest mistake you have made so far?

FUCKAFACE: my friends tell ya playing this game lol

Paxman: haha. How many hours a day do you spend on the game on average?

FUCKAFACE: 7 to 8 after work and all day sunday

Paxman: lol does that leave enough time for other things in your life?

FUCKAFACE: shut up you sound like my wife lol

Paxman: haha sorry.. do you have any plans on quitting or not yet?

FUCKAFACE: i promised to slow down now that its warm i need to play got 12 acre race track

Paxman: hehe good luck slowing down!
Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.
Paxman: When were you happiest?

FUCKAFACE: spending time with the wife and 3 kids im a poor white boy who got lucky last few years ive had more cash to do things with them they noticed and so did i that will make a man proud and happy

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

FUCKAFACE: getting kicked by a horse at 4

Paxman: What is your most treasured possession?

FUCKAFACE: i dont ill sell anything lol

Paxman: lol what makes you depressed?

FUCKAFACE: having no weed

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

FUCKAFACE: jamakia

Paxman: What was your most embarrassing moment?

FUCKAFACE: wrecking my 4wheeler while showing off nice thing was i got to play mobster lord all day for a few lol

Paxman: haha! Which living person do you admire the most and why?

FUCKAFACE: my sister for doin what she had to do by getting her shit together love ya

Paxman: How do you relax?

FUCKAFACE: smoke weed and play mobster lord

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

FUCKAFACE: no one i dont regret shit lol

Paxman: hehe What does love feel like?

FUCKAFACE: hell i dont no remember 16 years lol

Paxman: lol Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

FUCKAFACE: i plead the 5th lol

Paxman: What is the closest youve come to death?

FUCKAFACE: i got 9 lives hell ive rolled cars onto other high ways to wreaking 4-wheeler thats set up to race into bobwire fence lol i like to go fast

Paxman: dangerous! What is your favorite word?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK
FUCKAFACE: AINT THAT OBVIOUS

Paxman: hehe bad question.. Fav film and fav book?

FUCKAFACE: smokey and the bandit fav book is outsiders

Paxman: Fav song?

FUCKAFACE: hells bells by ac/dc



Paxman: What is your most unappealing habit?

FUCKAFACE: i asked my wife she said playing on computer

Paxman: lol..What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

FUCKAFACE: 6mths or until your 21 lol that was wat i got for stealing cars at 15 i got out at 18

Paxman: damn, were you guilty?

FUCKAFACE: lol very

Paxman: lol How would you like to be remembered?

FUCKAFACE: annoying

Paxman: What keeps you awake at night?

FUCKAFACE: pussy other wise fuckya

Paxman: If you could do anything with anyone for 1 hour, what would it be and with whom?

FUCKAFACE: i would love to be between some lesbians for an hour

Paxman: lol finally.. what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

FUCKAFACE: all things are possible if you want it get it

Paxman: ok well thanks very much for your time Eddy. Do you have any final words you would like to say before we conclude?

FUCKAFACE: thx paxman keep doin wat you do i love reading um mob fuck you zack suck my dick and thugs lets kick ass