Carlito

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

Carlito: Carlo/23/ Curacao/ Alcoholic

Paxman: Curacao? lol where is that?

Carlito: Netherland Antilles, next to Aruba

Paxman: oh sounds nice :) Profession?

Carlito: Bartender at the moment

Paxman: Marital status?

Carlito: engaged

Paxman: Congrats! Do you have a date set soon?

Carlito: Um well we dont have a set date as of yet, but im thinkin next spring is the most likely time we'll seal the deal

Paxman: good luck with that! So have you told her about your second life as a mobster?

Carlito: Hehe, yea she knows a lil bit of what i do, she tells me its better than me looking at porn lol

Paxman: haha! Well tell us how you first got involved with the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

Carlito: well it all started about 3 years ago when i moved out to Curacao
Carlito: i was staying with my cousin at the time and he worked at a online betting company and he was the one that got me into online games
Carlito: i was never really a big computer gaming person but i'd watch him playing these things all day long so, and naturally i became interested
Carlito: i've probably jumped between about 20 different games, including tmb and emw, but i found my home at ML
Carlito: i started in round 19 i think and never left

Paxman: interesting story. What made ML stick out above the rest for you?

Carlito: I really liked the look of the game, and how it was organized. but the thing above all that made me stay was the community we have
Carlito: the people are just fuckin awesome
Carlito: i mean all the other games i'd be a loner and never communicate with other players, but when i joined ml it felt like one big party

Paxman: yes that has been mentioned a few times before in interviews! I hope admin know how lucky they are to have you all hehe..
Paxman: But on the game-play side, what aspects appealed to you at first? the ability to attack/collect/plan?

Carlito: At first i just loved attacking. I was a loner for my first 2 or 3 rounds, so i didnt know what the fuck to do, i was just killing for the hell of it, hehe.
Carlito: but soon i got an invite to join DarkRaiders and that was when i learned the orgasmic art of looting. I wasnt the best at it, but i was pretty damn good.

Paxman: hehe so you got quite a thrill out of it? whats so fun about looting for those who havent experienced it?

Carlito: The thrill in it is definitely being able to gank the shit out of someone's goods with so few du's and guns, that it makes them look like a bitch haha.
Carlito: But then the next time you get on, you dont have shit, and 50 people have given you revenges and the deadly cycle continues
Carlito: the greatest gift to a looter is a revenge

Paxman: Both Emcee and DarkHustle mentioned you as one of their students they were proud of! Tell us about your time working with them and what they taught you..

Carlito: Emcee and Hustle were some of the best friends i've made on this game. It was such a fun time to work with them and they taught me everything i know about ml Carlito: They ran Raiders as Co-dons, Emcee was more like our war Don, while Hustle was the diplomat. thats not to say hustle didnt get down and dirty, he just had a way with words hehe.
Carlito: Emcee taught me the proper way to loot and how to maximize my gains, while Hustle set the rules and dealt with the other fams.

Paxman: they sound like good teachers! Do you have any particular good memories from your time at DR which you would like to mention?

Carlito: To be honest it was a riot over there 24-7, we'd always have just amazing convos on the fam board and there just isn't one instance that tops any other, they were all equally awesome

Paxman: you must have missed the family after DH and Emcee decided to close it down. Where did you move to after DR and why?

Carlito: Yeah it was terribly disappointing when they closed down, after being with them for around 20 rounds, it was hard to move on. i actually took a break for about 4 rounds after that, during that time Emcee was banned, so there was no hope of Raiders coming back.
Carlito: when i finally did come back, i just roamed around visiting fams, trying to find my "place". Eventually i went to work for Miss Yoh-Boo and A and thats where i've been ever since

Paxman: I believe they dont run looting fams. Do you miss the old looting days or have you adapted to the new style of play?

Carlito: lol i've definitely taken a more quiet role nowadays just collecting, i actually quit looting about halfway through the time i was with Raiders.
Carlito: looting was definitely the shit, nothing better than coming home ass drunk and stealing shit haha. simply, i quit because i just didnt have the time to devote to the game as much as i did when i first started. Was busy courting the fiancée hehe
Carlito: Collecting wasnt as time consuming and allowed me more time to actually goof off with everybody
Carlito: so now im officially a Collector

Paxman: hehe yes collecting isnt as time-consuming! What would you say has been your favorite round so far and why?

Carlito: Best round? when the wars between madhouse-baby fams and tarallo thats the time we got the most action as looters, actually pulled off ranks over the bigger supporter fams.
Carlito: during that time i'd be able to pull in 15 bil a day stealing shit and killing tarallo
Carlito: as a free player thats good money

Paxman: it is! Looters love always wars! Do you think it is harder for free players to do well in the game than supporters, and if so, do you think admin need to change this?

Carlito: Well, its definitely harder for a free playing gaining credits and such, but overall i think we have a nice system going. the supporters money makes the game better.
Carlito: it definitely takes a hell of a lot of skill succeeding as a free player when working in the larger unions, any bitch can drop big money (Jackal) and look good. but the real skill comes into play when you have to strategize and be smart with the limited resources you have as a free player
Carlito: no hate to the supporters, but the free players are the real fighters in my opinion.

Paxman: interesting..so you enjoy the challenge of trying to do well as a free player?

Carlito: Fuck yeah, i do. i gives a sense of accomplishment at the end of the round that you worked your ass of for your fam, and come out on top over some of the supporters you see.
Carlito: Obviously, there's been times where i've felt like dropping cash to get that little extra boost, but i like the feeling of working hard to get the job done without help

Paxman: yes i can see how that would be an enjoyable challenge! Ok lets have a few questions on the ML community. Who would you say is the funniest person on ML and why?

Carlito: Well i definitely try to be the funniest, but i think Chucky and Krazyone has me beat Carlito: btw Krazy wanted me to let you know she loves you

Paxman: hehe she told me! Most annoying person?

Carlito: ICHI, the prick

Paxman: lol reason?

Carlito: lol you interviewed, you should know
Carlito: but nah the kid is just fucking annoying as hell, with his gangster wannabe mentality and the fact that he wants my balls in his mouth

Paxman: hehe Stupidest person?

Carlito: Jackal
Carlito: i wouldnt say stupid, just foolish

Paxman: lol in what way?

Carlito: dropping $3k a round to get it all jacked from you twice now just isnt smart, plain and simple. i think he needs to learn the game from some free players before dropping a ton of cash to seem like he's the shit. If he didnt learn it the first time he was jacked for all his cash and units, he damn well should have the second time.

Paxman: Smartest person?

Carlito: Gameplay wise its A, smartest all around would go to Y-B, DHW, Madness, Darkhustle, and Emcee

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

Carlito: hmm, im going with shaggy,shady, tazz, or whatever the fuck his name is

Paxman: Nicest person?

Carlito: too many lol
Carlito: JUN definitely, the girl has a huge heart and sometimes she wears it on her sleeve
Carlito: Krazyone, my sexy second wife haha
Carlito: Emcee, my mentor
Carlito: ,Yoh-Boo, she still refuses to date me though
Carlito: A, true gentleman
Carlito: Chucky, he's a funny motherfucker
Carlito: all of the old DarkRaiders, except for Vito, he was a douche

Paxman: How and why did you choose your name?

Carlito: Well my real name is Carlo, and my whole life everyone's called me Carlito so i said fuck it. shows my lack of originality i guess.
Carlito: i've also gone by El_Patron and Y-B's favorite Papi_Chulo hehe

Paxman: hehe i see! Who do you trust the most?

Carlito: Probably Jun, Krazy, and Emcee

Paxman: Favorite emoticon?

Carlito: hehe "the give me beer" one

Paxman: lol hottest mafioso?

Carlito: hmm still haven't seen Y-B yet, she's hiding from me, but Krazy's my sexy bitch
Carlito: imma be safe and go with myself haha

Paxman: haha safe bet! Biggest Liar?

Carlito: Are you saying im hot Pax? i'm flattered

Paxman: well i did ask the 'biggest liar' question straight after lol

Carlito: lol, alright alright
Carlito: biggest liar? no one's really lied to me, imma say ICHI just for shits

Paxman: and most honest?

Carlito: Jun and Krazy

Paxman: Best poker player?

Carlito: Yoh-boo, tonyg, and emcee

Paxman: Most loyal Mafioso and who they are loyal to?

Carlito: First off A to everybody, he's an angel lol
Carlito: Jun and Krazy are the most loyal ladies i've ever met
Carlito: to me at least
Carlito: And Emcee and DarkHustle, they devoted around 25 rounds teaching and growing a badasss tight-knit fam, and they fuckin loved doing it

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

Carlito: Um lets see
Carlito: Jackal, quit blowing cash like an idiot and play smart or your gonna get fucked over every round
Carlito: Jun, dont let things get to you so bad. you have a ton of love and you're a great person, life's too short to worry about things you cant change. love ya girl Carlito: Yoh-boo, u still need to film our orgy, A's invited
Carlito: Bring Back Emcee!

Paxman: Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

Carlito: Nah never, its really hard for it to happen to me in life so it'll never happen in the game

Paxman: oh you are always in control of your emotions?

Carlito: I definitely try to be, i grew up kinda rough and now i live a pretty good life so im a pretty down to earth type of guy. I wouldn't say im always in control but you'll never see me pissed off or depressed

Paxman: hehe im a little envious! Is there any player you would never hit not matter what happens between you?

Carlito: hehe i mean its a game, so im not gonna feel terrible for hitting someone but i probably wouldnt hit anyone from Raiders, Praetorians, Jun, Krazy, Or Hustle

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

Carlito: Most Selfish? probably Voo or Shawn. the mob guys really seem to only be looking out for a select few rather than their entire fam Carlito: least selfish? most likely Jun

Paxman: I think I might know your answer to this one already but, Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

Carlito: LOL ICHI loves the cock

Paxman: hehe.. Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

Carlito: You know what, i love people, so fuck it i say everybody. Lets have a massive party at my bar, get completely trashed, and have a ton of sex. You're invited Pax lol

Paxman: wow thank you! first time ive been invited to one of those!

Carlito: Hehe it'll be fun. Bring some toothpaste and a Trumpet, we're gonna have a blast. hehe but in all seriousness i wouldn't mind chilling with Y-B, A ,Jun, Krazy, Emcee, or Hustle

Paxman: Which person would you most like to join your union from the other union?

Carlito: Anyone is welcome in my opinion as long as you're honest, will work hard, and you like to have fun that's all that matters to me

Paxman: If you had 3 wishes for things you would like to see happen in the ML world, what would those 3 wishes be?

Carlito: i think Hustle talked about this, but i think a union don would be an awesome addition to the game and make it easier for unions to be run.
Carlito: Actually i think making an entire Union class would be pretty badass, i mean most already do this by having union bankers, but having a official union don and union consig would be ace
Carlito: other than that the game is great Jimmy did an amazing job along with his staff

Paxman: The one person you hate the most?

Carlito: Honestly i dont hate anyone, obviously i give ICHI a hard time and a few other people. but there isn't any room in my life for hate

Paxman: can you tell us a secret about someone in ML?

Carlito: Krazyone wants my body, no lie lol

Paxman: hehe is it mutual?

Carlito: Hehe i'd tap it

Paxman: LOL..How do you like the mini rounds?

Carlito: I'm really not a mini round fan only because i normally dont have the time for it, they go by too fast and i miss all the action

Paxman: What remaining ambitions do you have in the game?

Carlito: Never really thought about it, wouldnt mind heading me a couple of families myself with all the i've mentioned already, except for ichi, he's a maricon

Paxman: oh good luck with that! You've havent tried on the don seat yet?

Carlito: i have, just unsuccessfully in the past, its hard to find good workers and im picky when it comes to that. Thats actually how i met Y-B, she ws supposed to make me an icon for my fam

Paxman: oh i see. Well you've mentioned a lot of friends already, would you like to mention all the rest of your best friends on ML and why you like them?

Carlito: Hehe ill try
Carlito: all the guys from drakraiders, Jun, Cheto. Azule, Emcee, Darkhustle, Willie-Snub, Achai, Fleshpeeler, Lucciammo, if i missed you you know i love you
Carlito: Chucky, Rebelchick, Dhw, Freakona_Leash, Madness, Yoh-Boo, Stereokid, i know im missing a lot but fuck it i love everyone. lol lets keep it easy

Paxman: hehe how about enemies? do you have as many as friends?

Carlito: nah like i said earlier, i dont have a lot of hate in my life, so with that comes no enemies. maybe friendly rivalries but nothing more than that

Paxman: What would you say has been your biggest mistake from your time on ML?

Carlito: Not coming around sooner probably, like i said its totally about the people here. im not normally a real computer savvy or whatever you want to call it type of guy, but the community is where its at
Carlito: great fucking people here

Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.

Paxman: When were you happiest?

Carlito: When my girl said yes

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

Carlito: playing soccer with my brother

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

Carlito: italy

Paxman: Giving or taking?

Carlito: It depends

Paxman: lol on what?

Carlito: cleanliness hehe

Paxman: haha!

Carlito: no one wants a dirty present lol

Paxman: lol! What was your most embarrassing moment?

Carlito: its really hard for me to get embarrassed lol
Carlito: let me think
Carlito: I hit a nun backing up my car out of church once, i think it i sealed my fate on that one
Carlito: she was ok but i felt like an asshole

Paxman: shit, hope she doesnt have any powerful friends upstairs!
Paxman: Which living person do you admire the most and why?

Carlito: it haunts me every night lol
Carlito: Definitely my father, he raised me and my brother on our own in the slums of new york and he was still able to make something of himself and now he lives the good life in Miami

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

Carlito: My brother

Paxman: How do you relax?

Carlito: well i consider myself an alcoholic, so naturally i drink. but the best relaxation get is when i have my fiancée in my arms

Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

Carlito: Probably more money, thats all i really need now

Paxman: What does love feel like?

Carlito: its pretty much indescribable, its like the feeling you get from eating your favorite food after starving for 3 weeks times 10, everyday you're with that person

Paxman: Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

Carlito: nah never

Paxman: What was the greatest kiss of your life?

Carlito: The first one i had with my fiancée

Paxman: When did you last cry and why?

Carlito: when i lost my brother

Paxman: Do you believe in God?

Carlito: sure why not .

Paxman: lol
Paxman: What is your favorite book?

Carlito: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Paxman: Fav movie?

Carlito: The Godfather

Paxman: Fav song?

Carlito: hmm, thats hard
Carlito: right now its Fat Bottom Girls by Queen... it distinctly describes my personlaity lol



Paxman: What is your favorite word?

Carlito: Rusty Cunt Bucket Fuck, just rolls off the tongue hehe

Paxman: hehe If you could edit your past, what would you change?

Carlito: nothing, it made me who i am today, and im pretty happy with myself

Paxman: What is your most unappealing habit?

Carlito: i drink too much, its a terrible habit.

Paxman: What is your favorite smell?

Carlito: fresh Puerto Rican coffee from Yauco

Paxman: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

Carlito: lol "You're a sexy nerdy lil bitch"

Paxman: lol and the nicest thing?

Carlito: "You're a sexy nerdy lil bitch"

Paxman: haha!

Carlito: my fiancee has a way with words lol

Paxman: lol What do you most dislike about yourself?

Carlito: i have addiction problems, mainly to internet games and alcohol

Paxman: and what do you most like about yourself?

Carlito: that i was able to get hooked up with an amazing woman, who for god knows why actually likes me

Paxman: How would you like to be remembered?

Carlito: i want a drink named after me lol

Paxman: What has been your biggest disappointment?

Carlito: I really dont have one, hitting that nun was kinda disappointing

Paxman: If you could do anything with anyone for 1 hour, what would it be and with whom?

Carlito: Have a drink with jesus, if he drank... haven't read the bible lately

Paxman: lol.. finally what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

Carlito: That its too short to worry about all the insignificant shit going on around you. People nowadays have forgotten what life's all about, LIVING. IT's not about your job, its not about money, and its not about what you have. Happiness is the only thing that matters in life

Paxman: well i hope people wake up and smell the coffee! thanks so much for your time and wisdom Carlito. Any final threats/messages youd like to send out?

Carlito: I think i've said enough, lol. but screw it lol... I love all of you assholes on this game, you're the reason people like me stick around. I hope everyone enjoys listening to my bullshit ramblings, and i hope you all have amazing lives. Thanks for reading