Fuckaface

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

FUCKAFACE: EDDY/38/oHIo/m

Paxman: Profession?

FUCKAFACE: used cars sales

Paxman: Marital status?

FUCKAFACE: very married for 16 years

Paxman: hehe congrats on the 16 years!

FUCKAFACE: lol i need it 3 kids itll drive ya to work

Paxman: ok before i ask about anything else, I wanted to ask about your name 'fuckaface' ! What is the story behind it? How and why did you choose it?

FUCKAFACE: well real reason is freak told me not to use my other name (fasteddy) so if i didnt like lootin i could change back so i looted under fuck-it
FUCKAFACE: well everyone said i was very annoying so i tried to come up with a name that was just as annoying as i am
FUCKAFACE: well you got it fuckaface was born

Paxman: hehe how were you annoying everyone? Just the looting or shit talking too?

FUCKAFACE: all the above love pissing people off rather its with words or actions this includes real life i got a natural abilty to do so lol

Paxman: lol. Ok well lets get back to the start of your mafia career. How did you first discover the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

FUCKAFACE: tmb was my first game freak got me started. i was just a collector hell didnt even no how to turn computer on lol probably early 07 but havnt played that much came to mobster lord late of 07 started as a collector and said fuck this im lootin more fun i watched emcee for a while and convinced freak i can make more cash

Paxman: oh Freak is a friend of yours from real life?

FUCKAFACE: no freak's real brother-n-law lol he married my sis

Paxman: wow whats it like playing with someone so close to you? I guess its easier to trust him, right?

FUCKAFACE: yea u can say that freak and me we trust one other. hell we got like 7 or8 people from here playing so its cool machine gun is a real good friend of mine also

Paxman: lol what does your sister think of all the time you both spend on the game? I bet it annoys the hell of out her! LOL

FUCKAFACE: lol thats a big conversation here sometimes we sit around get stoned and talk shit at the kitchen table hell when machine and me hit madness we got into a hell of a argument about it lol but we did it anyway id say thats when the girls said thats enough so we cant talk about it in front of them lol

Paxman: haha! Im not surprised they told you to cut it out! Can you tell us about this incident when you hit Madness? What happened?

FUCKAFACE: well we keep it short me and machine decided to take 7th element and madness cash in mini freak said hell no but 7th kept trying to take our cash so me and machine decided we take ours from them 5 min to end we did that i called freak on phone told him wat we was doin he was pissed but we already did it lol wat was done was done machine won mini and we got credits im not saying names lol but sometimes others should help others win lol

Paxman: lol. Is there a leader between the three of you, freak, yourself and machine? Or do you take decisions together?

FUCKAFACE: well im my own boss thats why i started fuck-u family but ill listen to anyone who helps me i dont just work with freak see ill work with anyone ive ben know to hang with tarantino im alot like them my style that is lol learned alot about lootin from penis and emcee

Paxman: hehe ok well lets go back to the start of your ML career. What round did you start and were you originally a collector or looter?

FUCKAFACE: i started dec 07 not sure what round but was one of the first i hated it just went there for freak back then you could transfer turns first. few rounds done shit like that for freak but as i did i liked it, started to figure it out.. now really only play ml

Paxman: You mentioned that you learnt looting from Emcee. Did he teach you how to loot or did you just watch him and figure it yourself?

FUCKAFACE: watched him a little then as i was doin it he say shit to me lol or just wipe me out tell me how lol but mainly learned hard way by doin it

Paxman: lol I take it you find looting a lot more fun than collecting and you would never go back to the collecting routine?

FUCKAFACE: you know it hell didnt do very good at collecting any way lol i always gave revenges now i love revenges plus reading hate mail i wouldnt trade that for anything lol

Paxman: haha can you remember any really good hate mail you have received?

FUCKAFACE: heres my newest one lol hang on let me look

received from khyuanrobinson "9 hours, 6 mins & 3 secs ago" reply :: delete :: block you

fucker you dont know what you got coming bitch im from brooklyn nigga fuck you fuck face FUCKER YOU ARE DEAD IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THAT MONEY YOU GOT

received from khyuanrobinson "9 hours, 6 mins & 3 secs ago" reply :: delete :: block you fucker you dont know what you got coming bitch im from brooklyn n

FUCKAFACE: lol

Paxman: haha what kind of reply do you normally give?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-U FUCKAFACE: THATS FOR STARTS

Paxman: lol who do you think are the people who hate you the most?

FUCKAFACE: zack the godfather hates my guts shindog calmed down but he used to really hate me but right now id have to say zack

Paxman: lol what is the argument over with Zack? do you keep looting him?

FUCKAFACE: always but he a snotnose bitch with no teeth that loves to suck dick lol
FUCKAFACE: i think he hated penis i tried to get him unbanned he wouldnt shut the fuck up
FUCKAFACE: so i really started on him hard thats my favorite thing to do keep them pissed

Paxman: lol they always fall for it?

FUCKAFACE: lol
FUCKAFACE: lol only the stupid fucks

Paxman: I heard about the banning of Penis. Is there anything you would like to say about this issue here?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-THAT banning stupid we are playing mafia games nothing nice here thats why i play i can rob steal lie hate wat the fuckever and it should be cool
FUCKAFACE: but seams like jimmy calls it when he wants at his convenience not cool wat i want to know is wat bitch was whining

Paxman: oh you think he got banned because someone complained?

FUCKAFACE: well no not really but yes i heard few reasons but bottom line FUCK banning

Paxman: hehe ok i think everyone knows your opinion on the subject now! You mentioned earlier that you have worked with Tarantino and that they suit your style. Tell us about your relationship with them and how it started

FUCKAFACE: well after madness stunt i had to figure something out freak was pissed and A was too had to figure it out so asked penis if i could work with them they welcomed me i would still be ther but im loyal to the thugs penis taught me few things as well as wolf they good players
FUCKAFACE: bottom line blood thicker than water lol

Paxman: hehe, ok im not sure you will answer this question but Ill try to ask anyway! On average, how much money do you manage to loot per round?

FUCKAFACE: hell i dont care thats why i do it keep in mind im a free player and i loot 125bill to 150 bill normally thats no bankers i have caught bankers and done 4 or 5 trill i dont remember it was with penis hell cant even remember who it was thats all the drugs my mom did in the 60s lol

Paxman: wow Im sure thats more than a free collector can make per round! The rounds when you arent hitting bankers, is it hard work to keep looting all round, or do you enjoy it?

FUCKAFACE: i enjoy it i really love it when they are on they get to crying like bitches as im taking there shit lol
FUCKAFACE: hell godfather wouldnt even build cause of it so jimmy made him a helper lol

Paxman: haha! is there anyone you would never loot or is everyone a target?

FUCKAFACE: everyones a target ive even hit freak lol i really dont care im not on here to be liked

Paxman: lol ok lets take a few questions on the ML community! Who would you say is the funniest person on the game?

FUCKAFACE: yoh-boo when she aint mad at me

Paxman: lol does she get mad at your often?

FUCKAFACE: no just lately ive hit her and she hates penis you no so ive ben petitioning to bring him back well it aint been good lately but i lov ya yoh boo

Paxman: Stupidest person?

FUCKAFACE: zack he cries to much and dont make sense
FUCKAFACE: jackal cause he trusted people he shouldnt
FUCKAFACE: jimmy for banning people

Paxman: smartest person?

FUCKAFACE: A knows alot about game always can ask him and hell do best to answer

Paxman: Who do you trust the most?

FUCKAFACE: freak,machine both are equal in my book

Paxman: Most annoying person?

FUCKAFACE: me lol

Paxman: haha nicest person?

FUCKAFACE: A,and sleeper,

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

FUCKAFACE: all of us thats the option

Paxman: how would you define a 'rankwhore'?

FUCKAFACE: anybody who wants to rank
FUCKAFACE: now if ya want biggest rank bitch hell i dont no noone ever asks me lol

Paxman: hehe.. Best Killer? and Best Collector?

FUCKAFACE: penis and wolf best killer they kick ass ill learn that someday lol collecter id say freak

Paxman: lol ok now for the question Im sure everyone wants to hear your answer to. Best looter(s)?

FUCKAFACE: i feel im best free looter and most annoying lol but penis and all of tarantino by far have me beat thats one hell of a union for looters and they all good at it but bottom line its me im the best lol

Paxman: lol are you ever tempted to start supporting too or do you enjoy being a free player?

FUCKAFACE: i was a supporter but decided to keep it free for a few i do miss spying lol

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

FUCKAFACE: jackal-keep your cash fool
FUCKAFACE: zack-my dog can lick his own nuts
FUCKAFACE: yoh-boo dont get mad at me i lov you
FUCKAFACE: freak-keep the thugs goin
FUCKAFACE: khyuanrobinson -calm down man its a game lol

Paxman: lol Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

FUCKAFACE: yea so many to list i wouldnt even no where to start lol im naturally hyped up so i get pissed often lol thats why i stay stoned lol

Paxman: lol ok tell us about the last time you got really angry!

FUCKAFACE: last mini i got on and say hell ill try something different i built up shit looked up and lost it all i was so pissed i unplugged computer and just said FUCKit lol then half hour later turned it all back on

Paxman: lol you take the game very seriously I see!

FUCKAFACE: all yea we all do thats me machine and freak gets us into trouble hell seen freak and machine stay up 3 days straight playing mini lol

Paxman: hehe what do think of the minis usually? I can imagine its a looter's paradise!

FUCKAFACE: yea i like them not only is it a looters heaven but everyones attention is there i like that lol

Paxman: haha so you can sneak in the main round and loot away?

FUCKAFACE: lol yep everyone forgets lol but i dont lol

Paxman: lol Best poker player?

FUCKAFACE: i dont no i hear yoh boos good but i dont play all my time is lootin or talking smack

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

FUCKAFACE: least selfish i would say is A most selfish id say is tony-g only cause i hate mob lol

Paxman: lol why why do you hate mob?

FUCKAFACE: i think theyre a bunch of multis so fuck-um
FUCKAFACE: they used to win alot lol

Paxman: lol Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

FUCKAFACE: i thought penis now i wondering if zack aint lol

Paxman: hehe.. I think you may have a lot to say on this one: What do you think of admin on ML and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

FUCKAFACE: your right there lol fuck them and their banning bullshit they a need new way to deal with the shit they got one of the best games online you can play for free just because you piss people off they ban ya this is mafia game and last time i looked mafia isnt all nice and shit
FUCKAFACE: but besides that the game is one of the best ive played it hooked me lol

Paxman: lol so besides this banning stuff, you think its a pretty good game?

FUCKAFACE: all yea i love it dont really play any others

Paxman: Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

FUCKAFACE: yohboo shes cool also think A and wolf but the one i think would be cool also is gene simmons he also deals in cars

Paxman: oh that reminds me. I have a special question which Wolf requested me to ask people in the interviews!

FUCKAFACE: ok

Paxman: Wolf said 'you are a girl', how do you respond to this?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK-U WOLF
FUCKAFACE: LOL

Paxman: lol
Paxman: What remaining ambitions do you have in the game?

FUCKAFACE: i have no ranking medals and only got 3rd place guns so i guess im working on some of these lol just never really care about medals just love pisssing people off

Paxman: lol, you sound like you really enjoy irritating people!

FUCKAFACE: yea thats wat i do best lol including real life

Paxman: lol what would you say has been the biggest mistake you have made so far?

FUCKAFACE: my friends tell ya playing this game lol

Paxman: haha. How many hours a day do you spend on the game on average?

FUCKAFACE: 7 to 8 after work and all day sunday

Paxman: lol does that leave enough time for other things in your life?

FUCKAFACE: shut up you sound like my wife lol

Paxman: haha sorry.. do you have any plans on quitting or not yet?

FUCKAFACE: i promised to slow down now that its warm i need to play got 12 acre race track

Paxman: hehe good luck slowing down!
Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.
Paxman: When were you happiest?

FUCKAFACE: spending time with the wife and 3 kids im a poor white boy who got lucky last few years ive had more cash to do things with them they noticed and so did i that will make a man proud and happy

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

FUCKAFACE: getting kicked by a horse at 4

Paxman: What is your most treasured possession?

FUCKAFACE: i dont ill sell anything lol

Paxman: lol what makes you depressed?

FUCKAFACE: having no weed

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

FUCKAFACE: jamakia

Paxman: What was your most embarrassing moment?

FUCKAFACE: wrecking my 4wheeler while showing off nice thing was i got to play mobster lord all day for a few lol

Paxman: haha! Which living person do you admire the most and why?

FUCKAFACE: my sister for doin what she had to do by getting her shit together love ya

Paxman: How do you relax?

FUCKAFACE: smoke weed and play mobster lord

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

FUCKAFACE: no one i dont regret shit lol

Paxman: hehe What does love feel like?

FUCKAFACE: hell i dont no remember 16 years lol

Paxman: lol Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

FUCKAFACE: i plead the 5th lol

Paxman: What is the closest youve come to death?

FUCKAFACE: i got 9 lives hell ive rolled cars onto other high ways to wreaking 4-wheeler thats set up to race into bobwire fence lol i like to go fast

Paxman: dangerous! What is your favorite word?

FUCKAFACE: FUCK
FUCKAFACE: AINT THAT OBVIOUS

Paxman: hehe bad question.. Fav film and fav book?

FUCKAFACE: smokey and the bandit fav book is outsiders

Paxman: Fav song?

FUCKAFACE: hells bells by ac/dc



Paxman: What is your most unappealing habit?

FUCKAFACE: i asked my wife she said playing on computer

Paxman: lol..What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

FUCKAFACE: 6mths or until your 21 lol that was wat i got for stealing cars at 15 i got out at 18

Paxman: damn, were you guilty?

FUCKAFACE: lol very

Paxman: lol How would you like to be remembered?

FUCKAFACE: annoying

Paxman: What keeps you awake at night?

FUCKAFACE: pussy other wise fuckya

Paxman: If you could do anything with anyone for 1 hour, what would it be and with whom?

FUCKAFACE: i would love to be between some lesbians for an hour

Paxman: lol finally.. what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

FUCKAFACE: all things are possible if you want it get it

Paxman: ok well thanks very much for your time Eddy. Do you have any final words you would like to say before we conclude?

FUCKAFACE: thx paxman keep doin wat you do i love reading um mob fuck you zack suck my dick and thugs lets kick ass

Madness

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

Madness: Dennis/27/London/Male/ Oneirogmophobic LOL
Madness: thats a joke btw just thought it was funny to add

Paxman: lol Profession?

Madness: manager of a Mercedes branch and i also run my own mechanic service outside working hours.

Paxman: interesting, so you are really into cars?

Madness: yeah, oh what a topic to talk about :) CAN WE ! CAN WE! PLEASEEE
Madness: PWEASEEE PAX

Paxman: lol well the main topic is mafia games but whats your absolute dream car?

Madness: haa ! :) well thats hard to narrow down but my dream car will be... Hmmm *rubs chin*
Madness: Lamborghini reventon, only 20 made in the world and 1 in the UK
Madness: ill have one soon!

Paxman: hehe, Marital status?

Madness: Single/dating Madness: and you? =]
Madness: lol

Paxman: lol Im asking the questions! (but im single lol)
Paxman: OK lets get to your mafia career! When and how did you first discover the online mafia gaming world?

Madness: yeah i thought it would be fun if we ask you questions too =D now, now be nice hehe. I was around 15 when i found online mafia games, living in east london i was highly influenced LOL ! first game i ever played was mafia today and then i found other when it got spammed
Madness: which then brang me to good old TMB =]

Paxman: oh another very long term player! So you were involved with the mafia in real life too in East London?

Madness: yeah, i was a little hood rat =]. Chilling with the older lot troubling people for no reason LOL
Madness: very similar to what is happening currently, representing different areas etc

Paxman: did you find the online mafia games similar to the stuff you experienced in real life, or is it completly different?

Madness: bit of both really, when it comes to starting wars and fights, i'd say its similar. But i had to remind myself it was a virtual game and there is no need to get heated up over people behind a pc screen.
Madness: who ill never see.
Madness: one thing i would like to add is that the mafia games did get me off the streets, since they where soo addicting!!

Paxman: lol well thats one good thing about them. I take it youve lost your cool a few times whilst playing? When were you angriest?

Madness: more then a few times, when i first started off and kept getting 00d thats what pissed me off the most. Since i was an amateur
Madness: wow! feels like ive told you half my childhood already! Jhheez

Paxman: haha we have a long way to go! So is this why you decided to call yourself 'madness' because you kept getting pissed?

Madness: Mmm good question, why did i call myself madness? *sighs, looks around scratches balls* LOL [joking]

Paxman: lol

Madness: oh look a spider!
Madness: anyways back to the question :)
Madness: i called my self madness because as i grew people used to call me crazy,mad etc
Madness: then i looked back and thought i have a mad background, crazy thoughts
Madness: might aswell be madness
Madness: simple ay?

Paxman: hehe maybe well find out a little more about that in the personal questions later! But lets get back to the mafia world! Tell us about your experiences on TMB. Which fams did you roll with there?

Madness: arrghh! good old BROTHERHOOD i rolled with them for many rounds! i became brug then consig then ran a union for a while after a while. Had a few tense debates after 6 months or so i left and became done of SINCITY- as i was young then and not fully experienced the pressure got to me and i left. Made a hitman family and was hired to kill then i found cypriot and wolfpack they recruited me and i rolled with them for a while too

Paxman: that is an impressive TMB C.V. LOL. How did you like playing with Cyp?

Madness: we got on well, as we are both Cypriot Turkish [if you dont know what that means basically people who are the ethnically Turkish inhabitants from North Cyprus]
Madness: the other side of cyprus are greeks, hence there are Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots, anyways forget this historical essay crap just type it up in wiki if your interested MY FELLOW MAFIA BUDDIES!

Paxman: haha this is turning out to be very educational!
Paxman: What would you say was your favourite round during your time on TMB and why?

Madness: education is the KEY! If you are not educated your a failure like Dytl and joker and PENIS!! and others =
Madness: =D

Paxman: lol
Paxman: What would you say was your favourite round during your time on TMB and why?

Madness: favo round was my last round, cannot remember when it was LOL, well anyways basically they gave me a farewell round it felt great.. emptied my acc and 00d all the pricks i hated

Paxman: lol it must have been great to zero them all! Why did you leave the game? Did you get bored of it like others?

Madness: yeah same shit all the time plus tmb got spammed and i found ML hehe i was amazed to see such a well designed game
Madness: it gave you, well it STILL gives you many options which i like..

Paxman: what are some of these features which you think make ML the best game out there?

Madness: buying subs with referral points :) that was a biggie, got me on my feet! PLUS changing the themes and the supporter extras

Paxman: hehe ok. Well I have been told that you are the most successful player in the history of the game! Can you tell us what medals you have managed to notch up?

Madness: Haaaaaaaaaa ! Where do i start?
Madness: THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT GUYS, im sure Voo didnt admit he got owned several times :)
Madness: well i got every single medal apart from
Madness: free killer rank 2nd and 3rd thats only because i didnt stay free for very long Madness: ermm i do not have mini round 3rd because i do not play it any more
Madness: i have won loadz over 30 i think LOL if thats poss
Madness: let me count?
Madness: brb! LOL

Paxman: hehe how many JPs?

Madness: 90 plus medals, i will not tell you the exact amount :) JP wins, mmm lost count!
Madness: but lets play a game who ever can give me the exact amount of medals i got gets a prize from me :)

Paxman: LOL what will the prize be? Maybe people can offer suggestions in the comments section to this interview?

Madness: yeah or they can get in touch with me via ML messages, ive not decided the prize yet
Madness: mmm maybe a spanking?
Madness: LOL joke :D

Paxman: hehe ok. Lets go back to your first round on ML. What round did you join and with what fam did you start off with?

Madness: arrrgh i hate this question, i feel like a grandad everytime i say this :(

Paxman: lol

Madness: joined round 1 *NOT OLD !!! LEAVE ME ALONE BULLIES!*
Madness: i was with voo believe it or not, Miami_Outfit was the family name

Paxman: wow! But you two became arch-enemies soon after! Did you fall out?

Madness: next round we became 'arch-enemies' basically that first round he fucked me over
Madness: like he always does to his members,
Madness: *calm down DENNIS!*

Paxman: how did he fuck you over?

Madness: *counting to 10...*

Paxman: lol

Madness: lol, basically he got us to send all cash to bank everyone he didnt send my money back, didnt respond to messages etc
Madness: and spoke to me like a kid
Madness: total wanker!
Madness: he took the round with my cash

Paxman: lol so because of that you became enemies for the next 50 rounds?

Madness: yeah... hatred grew every round
Madness: until i just liked taking his money
Madness: was cool
Madness: )
Madness: he made me wealthy! THANKS IF YOUR READING THIS!

Paxman: haha do you think he regrets becoming your enemy with you now?

Madness: mmm dont know, Voo if you reading this please respond do you regret being an enemy of mine? if not lets go to war again?

Paxman: haha! Im sure there will be many more wars to come! So what fam did you join the round after you left Voo? Did you set up your own fam?

Madness: yep round 2, i made my first family, that round it was called 'MY_ROUND' had the icon FUCK_YOU we had war with his fam at this time also
was great.

Paxman: lol did you take the round like you intended?

Madness: my fingers hurt :(
Madness: cramps

Paxman: we have a long way to go still!

Madness: yeah took the round BIG TIME, first person to hit the 1tril NW

Paxman: haha, Voo didnt challenge you for it?

Madness: yeah always did
Madness: back then :)
Madness: then rd 3 we had a race, i won again being don of HITSQUAD
Madness: after this i made MADHOUSE union

Paxman: oh yes I have heard a lot about Madhouse, they were one of the most successful fams in the game! Tell us about the main people behind the Madhouse fam?

Madness: dhw,racer,peter,fenris was in it for a while, krazy, grizz,skoal,crimes, Q_UNIQUE , mike, Kryptonite and many others joined after like A etc
Madness: im sure i 4got many names
Madness: mind me guys sorry, but im forgetful

Paxman: hehe because you are a grandpa?

Madness: OOOhhhhhhhhhhh shut up you hermaphrodite =d
Madness: bastard! im young :( LOL
Madness: ask krazy and YB
Madness: :D

Paxman: haha good comeback! Do you do a lot of the shit talking on the game?

Madness: use to, then there was no point
Madness: LOL
Madness: but yesterday was cool
Madness: getting back at penis
Madness: them
Madness: wasnt shit talking tho :)

Paxman: yes I heard it was a big round! Can you tell us what happened?

Madness: basically last round i wasnt planning to do nothing until joker,dytl and penis [and his vagina crew] planned to kill me, it took 7 fuckers to take me out made my day! They all thought the round was theres i done some speaking with my union buddies got up to date and decided to go for the round.
Madness: i dropped 1k
Madness: he dropped 1k
Madness: i dropped another 1k
Madness: they dropped 1k
Madness: i dropped 1k
Madness: LOL
Madness: you get the message

Paxman: haha yes i do!

Madness: i was upset they stopped dropping
Madness: wasnt even warmed up :(

Paxman: lol you wanted them to spend more??

Madness: yeah :) deffo was great.
Madness: the funniest momment was when
Madness: they come up with 'they couldnt drop any more paypal limited' Madness: best excuse to come up with i guess :)
Madness: i mean come on! your planning on taking a round you should know your paypal limit
Madness: you see, EDUCATION is the key :0
Madness: STAY IN SCHOOL YOUNG ONES!

Paxman: lol i take it you came out on top in the end?

Madness: what a stupid question :)
Madness: i always said
Madness: and i quote
Madness: 'Dont Mess With The One And Only Greatness'
Madness: but i guess they forgot my motto

Paxman: lol people never get the message?

Madness: theyre too big headed, good for nothing, if you fail to prepare, prepare to fail Madness: simple as ABC 123..

Paxman: hehe ok well before we continue with your personal ML story, lets take a few questions on the ML community! Who is the funniest person on the game?

Madness: mmm
Madness: theres alot of funny people on ml, jun,yb,a,krazy... but i think it will have to go to SHAWN :)
Madness: awww that guy made me piss my boxers LOL

Paxman: hehe reason?

Madness: his english and what he comes up with is just hilarious!
Madness: mmm i shouldnt be laughing at the people in need.
Madness: bad bad bad MADNESS

Paxman: lol nicest person?

Madness: A, he is like a brother to me... we have gone though a lot together hehe Madness: like a couple :)
Madness: also
Madness: Jimmy is a nice person too
Madness: we have had some funny discussions about our similar interests

Paxman: Stupidest person?

Madness: mmm ill keep it to a minimum
Madness: penis at times, dytel , joker, voo, shawn, ichi at times

Paxman: lol are they just the people you dislike or do you actually think they are stupid?

Madness: i think they're stupid
Madness: they do stupid moves
Madness: i mean vooo
Madness: come on !
Madness: u lose soo many times
Madness: why would you keep dropping, shawn you lick his arse out and get fuck all for it why still be his bum chum and get used like a dirty tampon?

Paxman: Best poker player?

Madness: hands up, tonyg is good but YB is brill too

Paxman: Smartest person?

Madness: A. Mr Teacher hehe

Paxman: Best Killer? and Best Collector?

Madness: dhw is great collector he works his arse off when collecting period comes, he is a great guy. Best killer im not really sure i mean now days its all donation kills
Madness: id like to think im a good killer... maybe not the best but im somewhere there hehe
Madness: ACTUALLY i got it!
Madness: RACER, my old pal how could i forget, he was my hitman he was like PUNISHER :0

Paxman: Best looter?

Madness: looking at it with a neutral mind, i would say Fuckaface

Paxman: Biggest Liar?

Madness: mmm
Madness: no comment

Paxman: lol.. why not?

Madness: because i said so hehe

Paxman: lol ok. Most honest?

Madness: freak, he speaks his mind
Madness: but then again so do yb and krazy and A
Madness: all honest

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

Madness: penis is rather selfish... even wolf has said. He is a total wanker, i think ichi should pass his motto down to him. Least... sleeper

Paxman: Who do you trust the most?

Madness: everyone knows its A
Madness: we are brothers,
Madness: i also do trust guard and dhw but A the most
Madness: no hard feelings guys i love u all hehe

Paxman: hehe Have you ever lost your cool on the game? And please give details!

Madness: yeah, its those stupid messages rankwhores send when you collect and shit
Madness: it happens al the time
Madness: not saying any names [crimes] LOL sorry but its true, all the time can i have spare cash for this and that
Madness: i turn to MR.T; SHUT UP FOOOOL!
Madness: EATS SOME NUTZ!!!!!!!! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Paxman: haha any other big rankwhores you would like to mention?

Madness: nope they just keep changing there fucking names every round and i lose track hence i lose my cool

Paxman: it must be annoying! What is your normal response to them?

Madness: no response
Madness: LOL!

Paxman: haha, you just ignore them? do they go away?

Madness: yeah, sometimes i dont mean to do it, and no they dont... id just like to add IM A DOWN TO EARTH HONEST GUY. pax asks me the questions and i answer hehe if you dont like what i say BLAME PAX!

Paxman: haha, im not sure passing the blame on to me will work!
Paxman: Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

Madness: mmm and you would like to know for the reason that... ??? are you a homo? =D

Paxman: lol no!

Madness: mmm ichi :) homo ichi... its pretty catchy :D *sings it away*

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

Madness: firstly jackal, my friend - learn not to trust people in this game, when money is involed they will stab your back. Be wise dude! i feeel for you..
Madness: secondly joe (admin) - TALK!!! we need socialization dude!
Madness: thridly - paxman !!! GET SOME NEW QUESTIONS HEHE :D

Paxman: haha

Madness: 4th - crimes stop asking for ranks it digs you into a bigger hole
Madness: remember you have to come back out
Madness: and finally i would like to give advice to all free players without families, HIRE HITMEN BUY AKS FOR YOUR GUYS, join a family and build together do not get enimies! READ THE HELP SECTION

Paxman: lol lots of good advice for everyone there, including myself! Ok here is a new question:
Paxman: If you had to spend the rest of your life on an island with one other person from ML, who, if anyone, would you take with you?

Madness: jimmy, LOOL just to get back all the money i dropped in the game and to find out how he runs such a cool game maybe ill have my own one day.
Madness: plus id use his brains to find a way to travel back home

Paxman: haha! Which person would you most like to join your union from outside?

Madness: guard, if we work together i think we can dominate future rounds

Paxman: What do you think of admin on ML and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

Madness: admins are great, i would like to see them socialize more, more polls would be nice and i would like to see a mobsterlord committee

Paxman: interesting, what would be the purpose of this comittee?

Madness: it should be made up of ml users, they discuss what changes can be done what improvements, what punishments to have etc... keeping the game fair and all. i was talking about this with luca and jimmy previously

Paxman: oh did jimmy take your suggestion into consideration?

Madness: i hope so.. not sure.

Paxman: hehe lets hope so! Hottest mafioso?

Madness: krazy is my sex toy love her to bits LOL, YB is a hotty
Madness: also
Madness: bewitched is goodlooking and lyn

Paxman: Mafioso you would most like to see a picture of?

Madness: A, dude wheres your pic!!

Paxman: Person/Fam you would most like to hit?

Madness: STAFF Madness: :) haha
Madness: YEAH we should have sup vs staff
Madness: staff get a handicap =] WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

Paxman: lol which staff member would you hit first?

Madness: mmmm Amigos :)

Paxman: The one person you hate the most?

Madness: ermmm wouldnt say hate but i dont like how penis acts
Madness: stuck up little kid.

Paxman: is there any advice you would like to give him?

Madness: nope he can learn the hard way

Paxman: haha ok this might be a long question. Tell us what you think of the various regular fams on ML and their dons

Madness: baby union - great, loyal members have a wide range knowledge. MOB- few friends in there strong union but bum lick each other... will need to stand up on their own two feet. Coffee shop- cool family dont talk to much of them tho, TARANTINO FULL OF DICKS! but i have had a few good discussions with some members in there. Corleone_Family seen them a few times small family, but have loyal members. never seen them give up.

Paxman: and your own fam?

Madness: simply the BEST
Madness: :)

Paxman: Can you tell us a secret about someone else on ML?

Madness: no because then it wont be a secret
Madness: LOL and il probz lose my balls

Paxman: haha ok Ive been asked to question you about this. Some people claim that the game is in some way rigged. Having won so much yourself, and having been here since round 1, what do you make of this idea?

Madness: personally when i have won rounds, jimmy has given my money without any problems, to those who say the game is rigged i think they're sore losers
Madness: who like to come up with excuses
Madness: i mean when i lose and lose my temper i fire off blaming many things Madness: but it dont mean we should bring ML down for it.. look at us we have been here for a long time
Madness: me, A ,dhw,luca,freak, guard, yb and all of them
Madness: people just need to chill out and think things through thoroughly.
Without out solid evidence everything is theory

Paxman: ok thanks for your answer! How do you like the mini rounds? You mentioned you stopped playing them earlier..

Madness: i hate them
Madness: too much bullshit
Madness: people backstab each other
Madness: even union members

Paxman: dont you ever get payback in the main round?

Madness: sometimes but its hard since its all fake names

Paxman: How would you describe your playing style?

Madness: mmm how you describe my gameplay? hehe:)
Madness: aggressive yet calm i guess :)

Paxman: lol but you lose your cool often?

Madness: not as much as before
Madness: i dont have nothing to lose
Madness: before it was all about status etc now i couldnt care less.

Paxman: oh so you dont have any ambitions left to acheive in the game?

Madness: yeah, trying to leave it for a break
Madness: LOL find it soo hard!

Paxman: hehe would you say you are addicted?

Madness: deffo yes

Paxman: how many hours a day do you spend on the game? and what do fams/friends think of all the time?

Madness: 4 - 6 hours a day? friends and family think im nutz
Madness: but when they see me win they shut up and turn a blind eye hehe

Paxman: haha, do you have any imminent plans to retire from the game or are you going to stick around?

Madness: i will not retire until round 100 LOL well i hope, by then ill probz sit and chill

Paxman: lol, im sure thats bad news for your enemies! Who do you think hates you the most?

Madness: penis since last round
Madness: haha
Madness: im sure i would hate myself if i got battered like that

Paxman: lol What do you think about the balance between free players and supporters. Do you think its too easy for supporters to do well in the game? Or its fair?

Madness: i think sups get it much easier then free players, i think it could be balanced out more equally

Paxman: ok time to show the love! Who are you best friends on the game and for each person, please give the reason(s) you like them!

Madness: mmm let me group me to cut down on the writing. hehe
Madness: A,DHW,luca,freak,jackal,yb,krazy AND WHOLE OF MY UNION = good friends because they have always been there
Madness: pat... elite fam = good friends also, they have made me smile thoughout these rounds
Madness: and thats it really
Madness: basically best friends= my union

Paxman: lol that was a lazy answer!

Madness: yeah im feeling lazy bro :)
Madness: but then again i dont like to have best friends for the reason that im independent and do not want to get hurt by friends

Paxman: hehe its late.. Ok just a few more ML questions. What would you say has been your biggest mistake so far?

Madness: biggest mistake, mmm tough one! when i killed 8mill kills of renegades Madness: round 23

Paxman: have you ever been betrayed by a friend?

Madness: yes

Paxman: what happened?

Madness: will not talk about it any further before you ask
Madness: LOL

Paxman: lol i asked before!

Madness: i dont feel comfortable, sorry bro

Paxman: lol ok, can i ask if you managed to get revenge on him?

Madness: yea turned physical

Paxman: oh from real life.. I meant on the game lol

Madness: yeah i know, same
Madness: turned from virtual to real life.

Paxman: lol very interesting! Can you give one clue about who the person could be?

Madness: Nope :)

Paxman: ok :(
Paxman: What attributes do you look for in a new player who wants to join your fam?

Madness: i dont, no more... i do not run a family anymore
Madness: social life has gotten too hectic now.

Paxman: oh but back when you were running fams, what did you look for?

Madness: dedication, loyalty, GOOD social skills and confidence
Madness: honesty was up there too

Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.

Madness: will do :)

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

Madness: Mmm thats a tough one, maybe when i first went to Cyprus when i was a little kid and i nearly drowned. Scared me to hell

Paxman: When were you happiest?

Madness: when im with my girlfriend. As well as when i see my family happy

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

Madness: Australia
Madness: the 12hour plane journey is just off putting.

Paxman: What makes you depressed?

Madness: Mmmm, ill tell you when i feel depressed LOL

Paxman: lol What was your most embarrassing moment?

Madness: when i was in secondary school aged 13 or so and wasn't able to control my erections LOOL! Damn teachers where soo hot back then LOL

Paxman: haha!
Paxman: Which living person do you admire the most and why?

Madness: my grandad, Never met him before since he died when i was born. I am the only one named after him and i have his favorite watch which has been passed down to me. The stories my uncles and aunts told me about him i will never forget. He was a fighter! thought for the good went to war back in the days also.
Madness: R.I.P grandad i know your watching me right now.
Madness: xxx

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

Madness: Sorry to all those people i bullied thoughout my childhood, Sorry to VOO - yes i owned you. SORRY to dytel joker and penis; WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING YOU THREE ARE FUCKING RETARDS! I LOVE HOW ALL THREE OF YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOOO MUCH SHIT, ITS AMAZING NEVER THOUGHT PEOPLE CAN TALK SOO MUCH BOLLOCKS.
Madness: anyways back to my sorrys :)
Madness: Im Sorry to all the girls i played, I was young, i was a teen all i wanted was sex! never meant to break your hearts. Would love to make up for it.

Paxman: How do you relax?

Madness: sitting in my car listening to music, reminiscing my past. Also go to table tennis and play a few games that relaxes me.
Madness: then again i do like warm bubble bath with lights off and slow music to flow :()

Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

Madness: Nothing, i like my life. I would rather help people who are in need and sacrifice what i have to help the poor

Paxman: What would your super power be?

Madness: to have every super power :P
Madness: haha

Paxman: Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

Madness: yeah many times, when pissing about with friends :)

Paxman: What does love feel like?

Madness: When you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person; and without them, your life feels incomplete. Love is miraculous, and when you find it, don't let it go.
Madness: maybe you can add some info?
Madness: hehe =]
Madness: ooo and... When they're with you, your heart races. When they touch you, you get butterflies in your stomach. When you kiss, it just takes your breath away.

Paxman: hehe everyone will find out that the great Madness is a romantic!

Madness: Oooo what can i say, everyone has a soft spot :) even you Mr. Pax. Madness: Can i ask you questions? =]

Paxman: haha. Describe your ideal woman

Madness: Dont need to, i have her already :)

Paxman: What was the greatest kiss of your life?

Madness: the kiss that led to losing my virginity ( not soo long ago LOL ) Madness: HEHE joking i was 15

Paxman: lol was it one of those teachers?

Madness: haha i wish, damn that was one of my fetishes
Madness: =]

Paxman: lol
Paxman: When did you last cry and why?

Madness: When Arsenal Lost to Man U, Semi Finals of champions league Madness: few weeks ago
Madness: how about you mr toughy?

Paxman: Do you believe in God?

Madness: and yes i do
Madness: im a Muslim :)

Paxman: What is your favorite book?

Madness: Rich dad Poor dad; finance book teaches people how to become masters of their money and sustain wealth for themselves and their families.

Paxman: What is your favorite smell?

Madness: OF KEBAB!
Madness: :D
Madness: mmm yum yum *licking lips*

Paxman: lol Fav film?

Madness: Fast and Furious all 4

Paxman: fav song?

Madness: i have a few but the one that i often listen to is "Dont worry be happy"



Paxman: Fav word?

Madness: barophobia LOL i just love it :D
Madness: does anyone know what it is?

Paxman: lol I dont

Madness: brb phone lol

Paxman: ok ill look up barophobia!
Paxman: "Abnormal fear of gravity"
Paxman: LOL

Madness: back LOL yeah it is :) Madness: funny huh?

Paxman: How often do you have sex?

Madness: How often do YOU have sex?

Paxman: lol not often now im single

Madness: LOL > in a week 2 or 3 times
Madness: when where happy its feels like everyday

Paxman: If you could edit your past, what would you change?

Madness: past friendships
Madness: and not getting soo addicted to mafia games

Paxman: What is your most unappealing habit?

Madness: picking my anal LOOOL!
Madness: thats a joke, thats disgusting

Paxman: lol it is

Madness: ermm spitting Madness: i guess

Paxman: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

Madness: ohh thats easy, happened today!
Madness: Penis,joker and Dytel think im admin. JUST BECAUSE I BEAT THEM. I mean its soo annoying that they wont accept being on the losing side they always have to come up with excuses
Madness: btw thanks jackal for letting me know
Madness: nice to see you got my back, wankers

Paxman: lol have you replied to them or is there no need?

Madness: nope no need, dont give two fucks what they think, just proves how low lifed people can get.

Paxman: What keeps you awake at night?

Madness: the earths light

Paxman: If you could do anything with anyone for 1 hour, what would it be and with whom?

Madness: spend time with my grandad who ive never met, would love to be with you grandad! x

Paxman: How would you like to be remembered?

Madness: 'The one and only greatness'

Paxman: Finally - what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

Madness: hmmm tough one
Madness: a few
Madness: don't whine about your problems. action is always better then inaction. do something, even if it's wrong. mistakes are feedback. most of your fears are irrational. learn from animals. never be afraid to walk out of a situation if it doesn't meet your standards.
Madness: learn from others mistakes, and finally, life taught me not to quit so soon. Sometimes success may be near when it seems afar.
Madness: what is the most impaortant lesson life has taught you pax?

Paxman: to carry on doing interviews no matter what!

Madness: and the reason for that?:)

Paxman: ummm I prefer asking the questions

Madness: but its fun to ask the interviewer mr bossy :)

Paxman: hehe well thanks very much for your time Madness. Are there any final threats/messages you would like to send out before we conclude?

Madness: Nope, ''It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.''

Carlito

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

Carlito: Carlo/23/ Curacao/ Alcoholic

Paxman: Curacao? lol where is that?

Carlito: Netherland Antilles, next to Aruba

Paxman: oh sounds nice :) Profession?

Carlito: Bartender at the moment

Paxman: Marital status?

Carlito: engaged

Paxman: Congrats! Do you have a date set soon?

Carlito: Um well we dont have a set date as of yet, but im thinkin next spring is the most likely time we'll seal the deal

Paxman: good luck with that! So have you told her about your second life as a mobster?

Carlito: Hehe, yea she knows a lil bit of what i do, she tells me its better than me looking at porn lol

Paxman: haha! Well tell us how you first got involved with the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

Carlito: well it all started about 3 years ago when i moved out to Curacao
Carlito: i was staying with my cousin at the time and he worked at a online betting company and he was the one that got me into online games
Carlito: i was never really a big computer gaming person but i'd watch him playing these things all day long so, and naturally i became interested
Carlito: i've probably jumped between about 20 different games, including tmb and emw, but i found my home at ML
Carlito: i started in round 19 i think and never left

Paxman: interesting story. What made ML stick out above the rest for you?

Carlito: I really liked the look of the game, and how it was organized. but the thing above all that made me stay was the community we have
Carlito: the people are just fuckin awesome
Carlito: i mean all the other games i'd be a loner and never communicate with other players, but when i joined ml it felt like one big party

Paxman: yes that has been mentioned a few times before in interviews! I hope admin know how lucky they are to have you all hehe..
Paxman: But on the game-play side, what aspects appealed to you at first? the ability to attack/collect/plan?

Carlito: At first i just loved attacking. I was a loner for my first 2 or 3 rounds, so i didnt know what the fuck to do, i was just killing for the hell of it, hehe.
Carlito: but soon i got an invite to join DarkRaiders and that was when i learned the orgasmic art of looting. I wasnt the best at it, but i was pretty damn good.

Paxman: hehe so you got quite a thrill out of it? whats so fun about looting for those who havent experienced it?

Carlito: The thrill in it is definitely being able to gank the shit out of someone's goods with so few du's and guns, that it makes them look like a bitch haha.
Carlito: But then the next time you get on, you dont have shit, and 50 people have given you revenges and the deadly cycle continues
Carlito: the greatest gift to a looter is a revenge

Paxman: Both Emcee and DarkHustle mentioned you as one of their students they were proud of! Tell us about your time working with them and what they taught you..

Carlito: Emcee and Hustle were some of the best friends i've made on this game. It was such a fun time to work with them and they taught me everything i know about ml Carlito: They ran Raiders as Co-dons, Emcee was more like our war Don, while Hustle was the diplomat. thats not to say hustle didnt get down and dirty, he just had a way with words hehe.
Carlito: Emcee taught me the proper way to loot and how to maximize my gains, while Hustle set the rules and dealt with the other fams.

Paxman: they sound like good teachers! Do you have any particular good memories from your time at DR which you would like to mention?

Carlito: To be honest it was a riot over there 24-7, we'd always have just amazing convos on the fam board and there just isn't one instance that tops any other, they were all equally awesome

Paxman: you must have missed the family after DH and Emcee decided to close it down. Where did you move to after DR and why?

Carlito: Yeah it was terribly disappointing when they closed down, after being with them for around 20 rounds, it was hard to move on. i actually took a break for about 4 rounds after that, during that time Emcee was banned, so there was no hope of Raiders coming back.
Carlito: when i finally did come back, i just roamed around visiting fams, trying to find my "place". Eventually i went to work for Miss Yoh-Boo and A and thats where i've been ever since

Paxman: I believe they dont run looting fams. Do you miss the old looting days or have you adapted to the new style of play?

Carlito: lol i've definitely taken a more quiet role nowadays just collecting, i actually quit looting about halfway through the time i was with Raiders.
Carlito: looting was definitely the shit, nothing better than coming home ass drunk and stealing shit haha. simply, i quit because i just didnt have the time to devote to the game as much as i did when i first started. Was busy courting the fiancée hehe
Carlito: Collecting wasnt as time consuming and allowed me more time to actually goof off with everybody
Carlito: so now im officially a Collector

Paxman: hehe yes collecting isnt as time-consuming! What would you say has been your favorite round so far and why?

Carlito: Best round? when the wars between madhouse-baby fams and tarallo thats the time we got the most action as looters, actually pulled off ranks over the bigger supporter fams.
Carlito: during that time i'd be able to pull in 15 bil a day stealing shit and killing tarallo
Carlito: as a free player thats good money

Paxman: it is! Looters love always wars! Do you think it is harder for free players to do well in the game than supporters, and if so, do you think admin need to change this?

Carlito: Well, its definitely harder for a free playing gaining credits and such, but overall i think we have a nice system going. the supporters money makes the game better.
Carlito: it definitely takes a hell of a lot of skill succeeding as a free player when working in the larger unions, any bitch can drop big money (Jackal) and look good. but the real skill comes into play when you have to strategize and be smart with the limited resources you have as a free player
Carlito: no hate to the supporters, but the free players are the real fighters in my opinion.

Paxman: interesting..so you enjoy the challenge of trying to do well as a free player?

Carlito: Fuck yeah, i do. i gives a sense of accomplishment at the end of the round that you worked your ass of for your fam, and come out on top over some of the supporters you see.
Carlito: Obviously, there's been times where i've felt like dropping cash to get that little extra boost, but i like the feeling of working hard to get the job done without help

Paxman: yes i can see how that would be an enjoyable challenge! Ok lets have a few questions on the ML community. Who would you say is the funniest person on ML and why?

Carlito: Well i definitely try to be the funniest, but i think Chucky and Krazyone has me beat Carlito: btw Krazy wanted me to let you know she loves you

Paxman: hehe she told me! Most annoying person?

Carlito: ICHI, the prick

Paxman: lol reason?

Carlito: lol you interviewed, you should know
Carlito: but nah the kid is just fucking annoying as hell, with his gangster wannabe mentality and the fact that he wants my balls in his mouth

Paxman: hehe Stupidest person?

Carlito: Jackal
Carlito: i wouldnt say stupid, just foolish

Paxman: lol in what way?

Carlito: dropping $3k a round to get it all jacked from you twice now just isnt smart, plain and simple. i think he needs to learn the game from some free players before dropping a ton of cash to seem like he's the shit. If he didnt learn it the first time he was jacked for all his cash and units, he damn well should have the second time.

Paxman: Smartest person?

Carlito: Gameplay wise its A, smartest all around would go to Y-B, DHW, Madness, Darkhustle, and Emcee

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

Carlito: hmm, im going with shaggy,shady, tazz, or whatever the fuck his name is

Paxman: Nicest person?

Carlito: too many lol
Carlito: JUN definitely, the girl has a huge heart and sometimes she wears it on her sleeve
Carlito: Krazyone, my sexy second wife haha
Carlito: Emcee, my mentor
Carlito: ,Yoh-Boo, she still refuses to date me though
Carlito: A, true gentleman
Carlito: Chucky, he's a funny motherfucker
Carlito: all of the old DarkRaiders, except for Vito, he was a douche

Paxman: How and why did you choose your name?

Carlito: Well my real name is Carlo, and my whole life everyone's called me Carlito so i said fuck it. shows my lack of originality i guess.
Carlito: i've also gone by El_Patron and Y-B's favorite Papi_Chulo hehe

Paxman: hehe i see! Who do you trust the most?

Carlito: Probably Jun, Krazy, and Emcee

Paxman: Favorite emoticon?

Carlito: hehe "the give me beer" one

Paxman: lol hottest mafioso?

Carlito: hmm still haven't seen Y-B yet, she's hiding from me, but Krazy's my sexy bitch
Carlito: imma be safe and go with myself haha

Paxman: haha safe bet! Biggest Liar?

Carlito: Are you saying im hot Pax? i'm flattered

Paxman: well i did ask the 'biggest liar' question straight after lol

Carlito: lol, alright alright
Carlito: biggest liar? no one's really lied to me, imma say ICHI just for shits

Paxman: and most honest?

Carlito: Jun and Krazy

Paxman: Best poker player?

Carlito: Yoh-boo, tonyg, and emcee

Paxman: Most loyal Mafioso and who they are loyal to?

Carlito: First off A to everybody, he's an angel lol
Carlito: Jun and Krazy are the most loyal ladies i've ever met
Carlito: to me at least
Carlito: And Emcee and DarkHustle, they devoted around 25 rounds teaching and growing a badasss tight-knit fam, and they fuckin loved doing it

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

Carlito: Um lets see
Carlito: Jackal, quit blowing cash like an idiot and play smart or your gonna get fucked over every round
Carlito: Jun, dont let things get to you so bad. you have a ton of love and you're a great person, life's too short to worry about things you cant change. love ya girl Carlito: Yoh-boo, u still need to film our orgy, A's invited
Carlito: Bring Back Emcee!

Paxman: Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

Carlito: Nah never, its really hard for it to happen to me in life so it'll never happen in the game

Paxman: oh you are always in control of your emotions?

Carlito: I definitely try to be, i grew up kinda rough and now i live a pretty good life so im a pretty down to earth type of guy. I wouldn't say im always in control but you'll never see me pissed off or depressed

Paxman: hehe im a little envious! Is there any player you would never hit not matter what happens between you?

Carlito: hehe i mean its a game, so im not gonna feel terrible for hitting someone but i probably wouldnt hit anyone from Raiders, Praetorians, Jun, Krazy, Or Hustle

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

Carlito: Most Selfish? probably Voo or Shawn. the mob guys really seem to only be looking out for a select few rather than their entire fam Carlito: least selfish? most likely Jun

Paxman: I think I might know your answer to this one already but, Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

Carlito: LOL ICHI loves the cock

Paxman: hehe.. Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

Carlito: You know what, i love people, so fuck it i say everybody. Lets have a massive party at my bar, get completely trashed, and have a ton of sex. You're invited Pax lol

Paxman: wow thank you! first time ive been invited to one of those!

Carlito: Hehe it'll be fun. Bring some toothpaste and a Trumpet, we're gonna have a blast. hehe but in all seriousness i wouldn't mind chilling with Y-B, A ,Jun, Krazy, Emcee, or Hustle

Paxman: Which person would you most like to join your union from the other union?

Carlito: Anyone is welcome in my opinion as long as you're honest, will work hard, and you like to have fun that's all that matters to me

Paxman: If you had 3 wishes for things you would like to see happen in the ML world, what would those 3 wishes be?

Carlito: i think Hustle talked about this, but i think a union don would be an awesome addition to the game and make it easier for unions to be run.
Carlito: Actually i think making an entire Union class would be pretty badass, i mean most already do this by having union bankers, but having a official union don and union consig would be ace
Carlito: other than that the game is great Jimmy did an amazing job along with his staff

Paxman: The one person you hate the most?

Carlito: Honestly i dont hate anyone, obviously i give ICHI a hard time and a few other people. but there isn't any room in my life for hate

Paxman: can you tell us a secret about someone in ML?

Carlito: Krazyone wants my body, no lie lol

Paxman: hehe is it mutual?

Carlito: Hehe i'd tap it

Paxman: LOL..How do you like the mini rounds?

Carlito: I'm really not a mini round fan only because i normally dont have the time for it, they go by too fast and i miss all the action

Paxman: What remaining ambitions do you have in the game?

Carlito: Never really thought about it, wouldnt mind heading me a couple of families myself with all the i've mentioned already, except for ichi, he's a maricon

Paxman: oh good luck with that! You've havent tried on the don seat yet?

Carlito: i have, just unsuccessfully in the past, its hard to find good workers and im picky when it comes to that. Thats actually how i met Y-B, she ws supposed to make me an icon for my fam

Paxman: oh i see. Well you've mentioned a lot of friends already, would you like to mention all the rest of your best friends on ML and why you like them?

Carlito: Hehe ill try
Carlito: all the guys from drakraiders, Jun, Cheto. Azule, Emcee, Darkhustle, Willie-Snub, Achai, Fleshpeeler, Lucciammo, if i missed you you know i love you
Carlito: Chucky, Rebelchick, Dhw, Freakona_Leash, Madness, Yoh-Boo, Stereokid, i know im missing a lot but fuck it i love everyone. lol lets keep it easy

Paxman: hehe how about enemies? do you have as many as friends?

Carlito: nah like i said earlier, i dont have a lot of hate in my life, so with that comes no enemies. maybe friendly rivalries but nothing more than that

Paxman: What would you say has been your biggest mistake from your time on ML?

Carlito: Not coming around sooner probably, like i said its totally about the people here. im not normally a real computer savvy or whatever you want to call it type of guy, but the community is where its at
Carlito: great fucking people here

Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.

Paxman: When were you happiest?

Carlito: When my girl said yes

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

Carlito: playing soccer with my brother

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

Carlito: italy

Paxman: Giving or taking?

Carlito: It depends

Paxman: lol on what?

Carlito: cleanliness hehe

Paxman: haha!

Carlito: no one wants a dirty present lol

Paxman: lol! What was your most embarrassing moment?

Carlito: its really hard for me to get embarrassed lol
Carlito: let me think
Carlito: I hit a nun backing up my car out of church once, i think it i sealed my fate on that one
Carlito: she was ok but i felt like an asshole

Paxman: shit, hope she doesnt have any powerful friends upstairs!
Paxman: Which living person do you admire the most and why?

Carlito: it haunts me every night lol
Carlito: Definitely my father, he raised me and my brother on our own in the slums of new york and he was still able to make something of himself and now he lives the good life in Miami

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

Carlito: My brother

Paxman: How do you relax?

Carlito: well i consider myself an alcoholic, so naturally i drink. but the best relaxation get is when i have my fiancée in my arms

Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

Carlito: Probably more money, thats all i really need now

Paxman: What does love feel like?

Carlito: its pretty much indescribable, its like the feeling you get from eating your favorite food after starving for 3 weeks times 10, everyday you're with that person

Paxman: Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

Carlito: nah never

Paxman: What was the greatest kiss of your life?

Carlito: The first one i had with my fiancée

Paxman: When did you last cry and why?

Carlito: when i lost my brother

Paxman: Do you believe in God?

Carlito: sure why not .

Paxman: lol
Paxman: What is your favorite book?

Carlito: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Paxman: Fav movie?

Carlito: The Godfather

Paxman: Fav song?

Carlito: hmm, thats hard
Carlito: right now its Fat Bottom Girls by Queen... it distinctly describes my personlaity lol



Paxman: What is your favorite word?

Carlito: Rusty Cunt Bucket Fuck, just rolls off the tongue hehe

Paxman: hehe If you could edit your past, what would you change?

Carlito: nothing, it made me who i am today, and im pretty happy with myself

Paxman: What is your most unappealing habit?

Carlito: i drink too much, its a terrible habit.

Paxman: What is your favorite smell?

Carlito: fresh Puerto Rican coffee from Yauco

Paxman: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

Carlito: lol "You're a sexy nerdy lil bitch"

Paxman: lol and the nicest thing?

Carlito: "You're a sexy nerdy lil bitch"

Paxman: haha!

Carlito: my fiancee has a way with words lol

Paxman: lol What do you most dislike about yourself?

Carlito: i have addiction problems, mainly to internet games and alcohol

Paxman: and what do you most like about yourself?

Carlito: that i was able to get hooked up with an amazing woman, who for god knows why actually likes me

Paxman: How would you like to be remembered?

Carlito: i want a drink named after me lol

Paxman: What has been your biggest disappointment?

Carlito: I really dont have one, hitting that nun was kinda disappointing

Paxman: If you could do anything with anyone for 1 hour, what would it be and with whom?

Carlito: Have a drink with jesus, if he drank... haven't read the bible lately

Paxman: lol.. finally what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

Carlito: That its too short to worry about all the insignificant shit going on around you. People nowadays have forgotten what life's all about, LIVING. IT's not about your job, its not about money, and its not about what you have. Happiness is the only thing that matters in life

Paxman: well i hope people wake up and smell the coffee! thanks so much for your time and wisdom Carlito. Any final threats/messages youd like to send out?

Carlito: I think i've said enough, lol. but screw it lol... I love all of you assholes on this game, you're the reason people like me stick around. I hope everyone enjoys listening to my bullshit ramblings, and i hope you all have amazing lives. Thanks for reading