YUMMY

Paxman: Name / Age / Location / Sex

yummy: Jeff 34, chicago, IL, and male

Paxman: Profession

yummy: currently laid off from CATERPILLAR

Paxman: Marital Status

yummy: Engaged to DoubleTrouble

Paxman: OK lets get down to your mafia career! How did you first discover the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

yummy: found out through watching DT, playing mobsterlord...and at time didnt ' have a 2nd computer...once we did I had to join LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yummy: I started back in March of this year

Paxman: So was DT your first Don?

yummy: No actually Tonyg from mob, but DT thinks she is the DON of the house though!!!!LMAO

Paxman: LOL
Paxman: and how did you find it in the early days? confusing or did you get it all quickly?

yummy: I got it all pretty quickly while watching DT on the sidelines...so once i joined was pretty much up to speed!!!!! LOL

Paxman: Interesting, whats it like playing with your Partner? It must be good to have someone you can trust 100% with you

yummy: It is for the most part, living with a rankwhore is pretty bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Paxman: ok so what family did you join first? Did that family suit your style of play

yummy: I joined with North_End MOB with DT....and yes and no, there more of a collecting family, and i've learned both killing and collecting, but definatly don't mind wars (as i like killing better).....LMAO

Paxman: So what attracted you to the killing rather than collecting?

yummy: The fun of going out and taking someone out, making them have to rebuild all over again, and also love the hate mail afterwards lmao heheheheheh

Paxman: lol ... so any particular hate mail stand out?

yummy: nothing really stands out except those one's where the threats come in and say "i hate you, i'll make sure you never build again" LMAO

Paxman: So why did you leave Mob?

yummy: Well everything went down with MOB, when blood and mob were suppose to be allies, and DT joined The_Jackal, and I stayed in MOB for the rest of the round, verbal words were used against DT for leaving MOB....so i ended up leaving and joining The_jackal also.....

Paxman: So tell me about The_Jackal? was he a good Don?

yummy: Yes and no some of his decisions are not the greatest as far as game play...but the family is a fun family to be in...and The_Jackal does his best to rank the whole family or at least other's before himself, and thats why i consider him a good DON!

Paxman: What do you think of the other unions and their Dons?

yummy: Preatorians are a strong outfit, strong leadership.......Thugs under freakona_leash have good outfit for free players for being able to rank there family top 10 is unreal....Tarantino under The_wolf or ghost, is a strong group to deal with cause theyre loyal to each, and dont worry who they hit or the consequences from the hit....
yummy: MOB in their style theyre still a collecting family, dont like conflict or war, but still are able to maintain themselves

Paxman: ok, lets take a few questions on the ML community. Who would you say is the funniest person on the game?


yummy: In my eyes who comes to mind, LOGIC would have to be the funniest, half the things he says are just funny as hell and he's crazy!!!!! LMAO

Paxman: Best person to talk to?

yummy: Besides DT.....lmao I would have to say The_Jackal

Paxman: Best Killer?

yummy: a few come to mind but would have to say.....Ghost, he's not only a very good killer, but good looter, (when he's not getting donations) LMAO

Paxman: LOL next question is Best Looter?

yummy: FuckaFace by far...no if ands or buts about that!!!

Paxman: Nicest person?

yummy: besides the one i live with DT....i would have to say Yoh_Boo!!!!!

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

yummy: Well hell we have the biggest rankwhore in our family doesn't do anything expects to getted ranked every round, he knows who im talking about (SORRY LUCA)........LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paxman: Hottest mafioso?

yummy: I would say DT my fiance!!!!!!!!

Paxman: Stupidest person?

yummy: There are several on the game, but the one that comes to mind is.....Shady is my number one..(always thinks he knows everything, and supposedly teaching everyone how to play)....ROFL

Paxman: Most loyal mafiosa and who are they loyal to?

yummy: Sionx is most loyal, and loyal to praetorians for sure!!!!!!!!!!
yummy:YB, LOGIC, JB all loyal to prato's.....you have CAT, dragon, the_wolf, all loyal to ghost no matter what!!!!!
Famous, caution, luca, the_jackal, the_wall, and few others in our family that are returning and good loyals also!!!!!

Paxman: best poker player?

yummy: Best poker player would be...Tonyg but he's not playing anymore so its between, ME and King_Tut....but i still say I'm better ROFL!!!!!! (sorry TUT)

Paxman: If you could give 5 people on ML advice, who would they be and what would you say?

yummy: First one would be DT...quit taking the game so personal!!! The_Jackal, you go for another JP, dont share it with someone you dont trust, (I know you've heard this before)....Shady quit thinking youre the shit, cause youre not....Luca just stay being a rankwhore (bitch!!!) LMAO....
yummy: and last person would be....TUT its a game of poker and its all about luck!!!! (You dont know everything) LMAO

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

yummy: Most selfish player would have to be...Shawn from MOB...he more of rankwhore then Luca (that says alot).....
yummy: Least selfish player is......The_Jackal, as he's willing to do anything for everyone else before himself!!!!!!!

Paxman: Most popular person in ML?

yummy: I would say GHOST, everyone knows of him, how he plays, and everyone seems want to know about where he's at, what he's up to, or whats he planning next!!!!!LMAO

Paxman: Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

yummy: a couple times....once when ghost was hiding in our family, i maxed him and he 00d me....but was all good cause i got the revenge in the end!!!!!!

Paxman: Oh Tell me how you got your revenge?

yummy: Cause he gave me revenge it was a capped round...I pulled all my credits i could into the game after he hit a couple of the other people I was able to 00 him....

Paxman: Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexal?

yummy: To keep with the tradition sorry but would have to say GHOST aka PENIS....he must like that name cause he likes PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO

Paxman: LOL
Paxman: Secret about someone on ML?

yummy: No comment LOL!!!!!!
yummy: thats why they call them secrets!!!!

Paxman: Yummy how did you choose your name?

yummy: A female player from the game, before i started playing (wont mention who, but she knows who she is)....seen a pic of me and said um YUMMY...so i started playing and I just stuck with that name and its been me ever since.

Paxman: Ok so Shout out Time... who are your friends on the game and for each person give a reason why?

yummy: The_Jackal, damn stoner luv ya though bro.....Luca, your still just a rankwhore LMAO...., Logic, one of craziest SOB's i know, Freakona_leash cool person to know....DT always my girl!! YB, Sionx, Temptress, are my other mistresses LOL.....A, King_Tut, fenris, just cool guys to deal with...
yummy: FATPAT, CAT.......good poker players i love to play against....Caution, Quickie, famous, the_wall, and other in my family i have not mentioned love playing the game with you all, lets kick some ass!!!!!!LMAO

Paxman: What person would you most like to join your Union?

yummy: DT again!!!! she left for some reason and I'm staying out of the middle of it!!!

Paxman: Do you know anyone from the game in Real life (apart from DT LOL) or is there anyone you would like to meet?

yummy: I know Luca and The_Jackal we talk on the phone alot, and would like to meet those 2 face to face....one day we'll get out to vegas and party it up!!!!!!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!ROFLMAO

Paxman: How do you like mini rounds?

yummy: I love the mini's more killing for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Paxman: What remaining ambitions have you on the game?

yummy: Just to get our union strong again with a good core of guys, we're starting to rebuild that now, and to get our family back in the top 3 again!!!

Paxman: what do you think of admin? and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

yummy: I like the admins, even though were at a alliance with them and can't hit them heheheheeheh joking LMAO....changes would say nothing really, in my opinion they do a pretty good job!!!!

Paxman: How many hours a day do you spend on ML? are you addicted?

yummy: Well when i was working wasn't that much a few hours, now that im a househusband lmao....good 8 to 10 hrs a day!!!! (i didn't get this belly from nothing) lmao....And of course im addicted always bugging for poker especially!!!!LMAO

Paxman: I am about done with the ML questions. Is there anything you want to add before I move on to personal questions?

yummy: I can't think of anything I need to add!!!!LMAO

Paxman: Ok lets get personal then
Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

yummy: Being in a snow storm when i was about 6 yrs old, and my mom took my brother up to front porch he was only a year old at the time, and I threw the car in reverse....and started down the street, my mom had to take off down the street to catch me before it hit the neighbors kitty corner from our house...ROFLMAO!!!!!

Paxman: LOL What is your most treasured possession?

yummy: I would definatly have to say DT, and my two little boys !!!!!!!!

Paxman: What was your most embarrassing moment?

yummy: When i was 16, my mom walked in on me and some other girl, doing the nasty.....she had me tied up to my bedpost while she was on top...My mom flipped a lid with my little brother who was 11 at the time right behind her looking into the room...ROFLMAO

Paxman: haha yeah thats pretty embarrassing

yummy: Your telling me!!!! My mom still calls me a slut to this day!!!!! LOL

Paxman: Which living person do you most admire and why?

yummy: I would still have to say my mother, she's the one that worked her ass off to take care of me and my brother, and also tried (keyword tried)...me the proper values even though i had to learn the hard way and not listen to my mother...Now I have DT on me like my mother (DAMNIT) LMAO!!!!

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

yummy: My father, for during this time in financial need, he's helped out so much and I feel like im letting him down so just want to say thanks and sorry for putting him in the position for having to help so much!!!!

Paxman: How do you relax?

yummy: Puff Puff Pass....or its just Puff Puff Puff, only when the kids are in bed!!!! That and something else thats for me and DT to know!!!! (use your imagination LMAO)

Paxman: LOL - play ML?? haha
Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

yummy: Nothing can improve the quality of your life, at least nothing that can be bought...just having a loving woman beside you and 2 wonderful boys makes it all worth it in the end!!!!!!

Paxman: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

yummy: No matter how far you go down, there is always a upside to it!!!!

Paxman: Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it?

yummy: Shit all the time I'm a man....lol...back when i was just out for one thing those were the magic words to get it!!!!!!LMAO

Paxman: Do you believe in God?

yummy: Yes I do!!

Paxman: What is your favourite smell?

yummy: Food of course mainly DT's homemade lasagne (god it smells so damn good) lmao

Paxman: Whats your favourite word?

yummy: you honestly want to hear that LMAO ok here it goes....you asked for it
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO

Paxman: How often do you have sex?
Paxman: LOL

yummy: LMAO
yummy: As much as the kids will allow us to have it!!!!!
yummy: and since when did that question get asked lmao

Paxman: haha - What is your favorite song?




yummy: would have to be....November Rain by Gun's n Roses

Paxman: How would you most like to be remembered?

yummy: As a man of my word, a good father, loving son, and most of all a loving husband to DT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paxman: Who would play you in the film of your life?

yummy: I can't really think of anyone besides Jim Carey that i think would be good at doing my part!!!!LMAO

Paxman: What keeps you awake at night?

yummy: Coffee LMAO!!!!! especially in the mini's....

Paxman: lol

yummy: I'm a hard sleeper so nothing keeps me awake once i'm out im out

Paxman: What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?

yummy: That they were proud of me for what I'm doing and trying to do!!!!!

Paxman: and the worst?

yummy: Just ask DT she can tell ya LMAO!!!!!!!! She can be a fiesty one thats for sure!!!!!!!

Paxman: ok thanks very much for your time Yummy. Do you have any final shoutouts or threats you would like to send out before we conclude?

yummy: No threats....finally shout of goes to my fellow COLTS FAN JB.....GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-0) baby!!!! LMAO
yummy: thank you for the interview it was fun!!!!

Apache

Paxman: Name / Age / Location / Sex

APACHE: Real name is Hamilton Ortiz, 27, Male

Paxman: Profession

APACHE: I was doing some Security related jobs but now i am doing a bit of construction

Paxman: OK lets get down to your mafia career! How did you first discover the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

APACHE: well a buddy of mine who played by the name OuterLimits begged me for weeks to play on aim
APACHE: we used to play another game together called Imaginary Wrestling Association www.PlayIWA.com (cheap plug in! lol)
APACHE: anyway me and him played that wrestling game for years then he started bothering me about playing this mafia game so one day I gave it a chance while at work
APACHE: didnt like it....kept trying it out for about a week then it just clicked on me.
APACHE: Been here ever since
APACHE: I joined around round 25 or so early 20's.

Paxman: what were your first impressions of the game? Did it take you a long time to get used to everything?

APACHE: bro i didnt know what the hell was going on lol
APACHE: it was like a numbers game to me
APACHE: didnt make sense
APACHE: then it just started to make sense...like looking into the matrix
APACHE: you ever seen that movie pax? great flix
APACHE: well i had ace teachers i will say that...

Paxman: So what kind of player would you call yourself?

APACHE: Hmmmm
APACHE: good question....i used to be only a collector ( a great one at that) but i was forced to become a killer. now a day's i would say i can do it all to be honest. But Killing has overtaken me a bit.

Paxman: So what attracted you to the killing rather than collecting?

APACHE: the taste for imaginary blood!
APACHE: at first it was a change of pace for me. but i just like pissing players off. everyone wanted to hold hands in this game like a bunch of care bears lol but tarantino changed all that. Killing is just hella'lot funner then collecting. APACHE: got tired of being mr. nice
APACHE: no one will remember the nice guys unless your A lol everyone always remembers the assholes/villians

Paxman: So tell me about the families you have been with? and who are you with now?

APACHE: well my very first family was TheEmpire which was run by my buddy Outerlimits
APACHE: we did that for about 2 or 3 rounds until we went to war with Tarallo/Mob for leaving the union and they just destroyed us
APACHE: so i left and in FEAR lol joined Tarallo for half a round
APACHE: didnt like them so i Then followed Outerlimits to the Untouchables for a couple of rounds....left them for ML_Allstars. I think i left cause OuterLimits had gone MIA for a bit
APACHE: hung out for a couple of rounds but i was making connection as i went along APACHE: then i joined Baby Thugs and loved it. freak was cool but as i met guys i met one guy in named shotta who would serve as a co founder to Fightclub
APACHE: anyway me and shotta had started to follow each other into fams and when freak asked us to start a second fam for him we started Baby_FightClub and little did i know Mishka was A hiding and was rolling...thing about A was that he was more of a mystery. used to hide alot in those days and when eor came i think he went for JP and helped us get on our feet.
APACHE: ranked us with 3rd place it think
APACHE: me and shotta ran with baby FC for a couple of rounds but we both wanted to do our own then and finially decided to part ways with baby and stand on our own APACHE: shotta eventually left and i was running FC full time and eventually had Rebelchick step up and help me
APACHE: anyways long story short i was getting tired of running FC and wanted to re-invent my self
APACHE: so i wanted merge into tarantino after having a brief war with them lol APACHE: did the merger but maybe 2 or 3 guys followed me
APACHE: rest went with rebel chick into her new fam and the rest with i think his was grey ghost or something like that
APACHE: so here i am now with tarantino running through my blood strong

Paxman: So tell me about Tarantino, your Don and what makes your family so special?

APACHE: well tarantino single handily changed the game
APACHE: gone are the days ML players and unions hold hands
APACHE: sending a don a message telling him your guy has hit me...tarantino was hitting everyone freelancing and the funny thing about it was everyone was scared APACHE: i loved the attitude they had
APACHE: for the right price even jimmy can get hit if you know what i mean lol

Paxman: lol

APACHE: we're special because look how the game has transformed
APACHE: you had to grow a pair to fight us
APACHE: fight for rounds
APACHE: we dont let up
APACHE: either we are hard headed or just smart...and i like to think we are both lol
APACHE: well don wise i dont think we have an official don but wolf and penis surely run the show so i guess they would be....
APACHE: they are cool and are like yin and yang fire and water and it works lol APACHE: Penis was the loose cannon and Wolf is the calm one
APACHE: Penis you can never trust if your not tarantino and Wolf's word was always kept...

Paxman: What has been your favourite round so far? and why?

APACHE: well there was this one round we had a huge 5 or 6 round long war with Blood union and in one round we ganked jackal for about 2 or 3 trill and ranked while we were all 00ed and never stood a chance that round. Jackal had dropped like a $1k or 2K that round to buy early. Tarantio showed him how to play qiuckly lol

Paxman: If you could give 5 people on ML advice, who would they be and what would you say?

APACHE: Devil_wears_Prada, just stay the course and you will get into the action soon enough my friend
APACHE: Jackal is still a noob
APACHE: puffing his chest out when he tought tarantino was gone
APACHE: your nightmares are still here
APACHE: Madness finally got owned.
APACHE: how does it feel to get owned by Voo mad? wonder what happened there lol APACHE: and i am tired of seeing all these guys put in there qoutes "this is my final round" or "I have 1,254,843 credits"
APACHE: when you know you dont have that much lol
APACHE: oh and Seventh Element...hes gotta be the most annoying fucking kid in the game
APACHE: and I am not the only one that claims that aswell
APACHE: I can go on for days pax but i will keep my mouth shut for now
APACHE: Its not advice but i gave you your money's worth there lol

Paxman: lol.. ok time to show the love! Who would you say are your best friends on the game and for each person please given the reason(s) why you like them!

APACHE: oh first off gotta give a shout out to my buddy AMPS. hes been true to me through it all and never left my side.One of the select few people i can trust 110%
APACHE: Cat, she is cool as hell and I trust her 110% aswell. If she was with Penis I'd gank her from him lol
APACHE: Wolf, good guy and we used to have deep conversations about Tarantino and ML a while back. lol trust worthy guy. Hes a smart ML player as well. I never count him out no matter how bad things got
APACHE: How can I not mention RebelChick and RebelSon, these two are my Buddies from FC. We had a blast together and it took them some time to come around to it but they finally jumped onto the winning bandwagon by joining tarantino. They are as loyal of members as they come
APACHE: StereoKid, my boy always looks out for me as well as I do. I got you bro.
APACHE: I also would like to mention Sionx, shes not one of my best friends in the game but the reason i give her props is because she is the only person i respect from the praetorians. Well her and A lol.I respect her cause shes the only real killer on that end and has the balls to drop and kill and is good at it. The rest of them are a joke! A is too nice for you not too like. I think hes send Voo Christmas cards every year but I am not too sure if voo likes that.
APACHE: And if i didnt mention you i am sorry. But if i talk in messages with you then we're cool.
APACHE: oh i also wanted to mention Logic but as another annoying little brat. Hes another i can't stand. I think he talked shit too me a round or two back on the boards and i had to shut him up.

Paxman: Funniest person?

APACHE: AMPS, come on pax dont you remember what Cat said he told her in her interview with you? AMPS said he was Mr. Universe! LOL thats classic! LMFAO

Paxman: LOL yes I do
Paxman: Smartest person?

APACHE: Hmmm judging from what i have seen done, the minds and backbones of tarantino are smart
APACHE: all the loyal guys that makes this thing work
APACHE: We have changed the game, that in itself is smart...we have the whole ML playing our style. You might beat us for a JP but we wont let you make any more big paychecks from it lol
APACHE: thats being smart\
APACHE: and for those of you that think winning a JP is the smartest thing you can do well, winning a FREE JP like wolf did is the ultimate. LOL

Paxman: Nicest person

APACHE: Cat/Amps/A/StereoKid

Paxman: Stupidest person

APACHE: Hmmmm, Jackal for letting himself get clowned around by us during our huge war.

Paxman: Biggest Rankwhore, some people dont like to answer this I am guessing that you wont have a problem.

APACHE: lol
APACHE: I honestly think in the end we are all rank whores. we all want to rank and we all want to win
APACHE: but to answer your question i say Seventh
APACHE: he will pretty much suck your dick (sorry) to rank
APACHE: who ever is hot at the moment that where he will go and start sucking off dons
APACHE: i never had a personal problem with him but i am just airing it all out on how i feel on the game
APACHE: I have been here not from the begining but long enough to see how things work. I am not gonna bite my tongue

Paxman: Most fanciable mafioso?

APACHE: A, from what i understand he drops for Madness to win. Not sure how much of that is true but if it is then that makes him the richiest guy on the block! I HEART you A!!!

Paxman: LOL
Paxman: Most loyal and who are they loyal to?

APACHE: Me, Amps / Cat, Penis / Wolf, Penis/ Shawn, Voo/ Shawn Shindick (sorry Shindog or whatever)/ A, Madness, Sionx, Boo/ Rebelchick and rebelson (does this team count? lol) and the list goes on and on its the same groups loyal to the same fams

Paxman: Most annoying person

APACHE: players that talk tough but really are just mouth.
APACHE: guys wanna call me out. talk trash to me and hit me. when they force me to 00 them then they start saying "oh i just wanted to see if you would 00 me" or "I just want you to burn your credits" lol come on guys. dont talk smack if you cant back it up!

Paxman: Best Killer?

APACHE: Penis is perhaps the best Killer. 15 Mill in kills for one round? LOL, i remember during a war we had with Blood and Mob, day 9 or so Penis 00ed the ENTIRE Mob union and Blood union. LOL
APACHE: That in itself is insane. Team wise Tarantino is the best Killers out. I mean at one point we had everyone on us. Wolf told me we had to slow down before we fell.
APACHE: Our one fam can give the entire MOB and Praetorians union a run for their money and thats not just me talking trash thats FACT

Paxman: Best Looter?

APACHE: We took on Mob and Blood at the same time and they were both strong and out numbered us but many fams. We never Backed down and the reality is they lost. They couldnt disband us nor stop us from ranking.
APACHE: Whoever was the guy who ganked Jackal for several tril is hands down the man in my book even if he never looted again! lol

Paxman: Ok We have seen in previous interviews the disputues over who Tarantino belongs to. What is your opinion on this?

APACHE: hmmm interesting question
APACHE: well i was never in tarantino while blonde was in it
APACHE: i will say this
APACHE: if you leave and leave it in the hands of another then dont expect to come back and take over...Blonde from what i saw was gone for a long time and was basically on and off...not playing a real part anymore in the crew you know
APACHE: that round that tarantino had the fall out i was busy doing something else...maybe if i was out giving one of the unions a hard time under a different name i dunno lol but from what i understood was he was tarantino back
APACHE: and accused Penis of being a rank whore or what not
APACHE: whatever the case may be blonde thought by taking back tarantino he would end it
APACHE: but how can you end something that you left?
APACHE: i mean, him leaving might have got the ball rolling on what tarantino became...not saying anything bad about blonde because i dont know him but alot of the new guys came in following penis and wolf
APACHE: So wolf said hell you can have it back and when he, and penis left so did 90% of the crew behind him. I always gave Wolf the credit for getting the balls rolling for Tarantino when they were slowly becoming a major threat. When I was running Fightclub i wanted to fight Tarantino but knew my crew wasnt strong enough so I went to Baby and Tarallo union
APACHE: You know they both didnt want to war with wolf? Pissed me the hell off...they were afraid of fighting them Now Tarantino is a problem for all. So Basically Blonde doesnt seem to have played a major part in it other then being the founder to the name
APACHE: but i am sure thats debatable ;)

Paxman: Whats your opinon on other unions and their dons?

APACHE: hmmm
APACHE: Well, Both i would say are run very well. You got Mob thats run by Voo, Shawn, TonyG, and a few others and when ones not around the other steps up for the whole union. I can give them credit for that. They are always big in numbers but dont have as many tit subs needed or the organization to really fight and take out the Baby/Praetorian union. The Praetorians has always been strong
APACHE: They have a great set up at the top. They Have Madness and A. The duo has proven to be tough to beat. They have many more subs then everyone else making them the strongest union in the game. I would love to see the day Mob Kicked Praetorians ass. Only because every war I have seen between them MOB has lost. lol would be icing on the cake. But its all in goood fun to keep the game interesting. Change is always a good thing. Keeps everyone on there feet.

Paxman: Most popular person in ML?

APACHE: lol its a dick measuring contest.

Paxman: Is there anyone from another family you would like to join your union?

APACHE: Naaawww. I like when the new players come too you. You can train them and mold them into what you want. THose are the best recruits instead of picking up a rankwhore that will harash.

Paxman: Best poker player?

APACHE: wow some many typos on my end i must have a bad case of the shawn or drunken fingers lol
APACHE: I play poker but not on ML so I dont have an opinion on that one.

Paxman: What remaining ambitions do you have on the game?

APACHE: I want to see one of the unions disbanded or win JP whichever comes first lol
APACHE: either one would make my day lol

Paxman: what do you think of admin? and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

APACHE: hmmm honestly i dont pay much attention to what the admin's do. I just roll with the punches...I think the the cap on the credits sucked ass lol but at the same time kept things leveled out for the big credit builders. well a bit atleast....they can still buy credits so why not cap that aswell lol. If they were playing to impose the credit limit maybe they should have announced itseveral rounds early so guys with over 600k would gradually come down and meet the limit
APACHE: I wish they would bring back the speed kills when attacking and i love the new no du donation kill system they got up. best thing to happen in a while. I also think for free killer they should let players drop credits for it. it should be won by a free players without dropping. after all its a free killer. But as long as the system is there i am along with everyone else will take advantage of it.

Paxman: I am about done with the ML questions. Is there anything you want to add before I move on to personal questions?

APACHE: Some of you nut cases take ML too serious. you guys need to realize its only a game
APACHE: and for those not in the know, new guys, quit asking the guys that rank every round to bank you up. is not gonna happen. do like i Did, start your own family and rank yourself
APACHE: It will take some time but be a smart player, get yourself a Tit and start getting your core foundation to stand on your own. or better yet band together and fight off Praetorians and Mob lol.
APACHE: the more families not connected these unions is better for us all lol. APACHE: used to spend rounds sending up to bankers and i couldnt even make the final fam. The cool crowd always made the final fam. again this is fact Pax my friend APACHE: Tarantino because an idea became a reality. Fuck all unions. I would take 20 new players anyday then 20 established vets.
APACHE: If your not kissing ass or cool with the dons then YOUR not gonna make final fam in the big unions. Dont forget that.
APACHE: btw, for those of you that buy subs every round and dont get any credit for it, get a clue, get a couple of you together and do your own thing. dont spend you time sending up to a banker and you get cut eor from final....think about it. $45 and you get what 1k-5k in return in credit while your don's are winning JP's and Medals LOL. Use that sub to kill everyone else if you cant get rank. Dont let it be that easy for them. Some Don's have all these medals while their crew has none lol. WIthout the Freeplayers the unions wouldnt work. Hahaha fuckers.

Paxman: Ok so now the personal questions

APACHE: shoot

Paxman: where would you most like to live?

APACHE: Puerto Rico

Paxman: any reason?

APACHE: because i am half puerto rican! i've been there and its beautiful.

Paxman: When were you happiest?

APACHE: When Rebelchick told me she loved me for the first time! (Just kidding Rebelson!) Hes gonn punch me square in the face for that one lol. seriously, when my son was born.

Paxman: Giving or taking ?

APACHE: I def take baby i am Tarantino and we just take!

Paxman: Wolf says "you are a girl" how do you respond to this?

APACHE: So wolf called me a girl? I am gonna kick him in the nuts.

Paxman: but you havent answered lol

APACHE: well if i am a girl then i am still a hot mama anyway! I would change my name to Latino Heat in ML!

Paxman: LOL ....To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

APACHE: Hmmm in a mafia game i am sorry to no one. its a game. So if i have been mean to you then its just my ingame gimmick. By design their has to be villians in the ML and Good Guys to stand up to us so there should be no apologizes.

Paxman: What is your favourite song?

APACHE: oh i love Jay-z's Brooklyn we go hard
APACHE: cause i am from Brooklyn, NYC



Paxman: favourite smell?

APACHE: pork chops!

Paxman: How would you like to be remembered?

APACHE: I want to be remembered as the guy that open up all the blind players eyes.

Paxman: How would you most like to be remembered?

APACHE: Paxman whatever your on please give me some because that must be some goood stuff if your asking me a question twice!
APACHE: lol
APACHE: puff puff pass brother!

Paxman: I wont edit that out lol
Paxman: Who would play you in the film of your life?

APACHE: david hasselhoff
APACHE: hes easily the sexiest man alive! did you see the chest hair on him on bay watch? I think i am gonna start a new fam named Team_Hasselhoff
APACHE: what about knightrider...Kitt was the shit ;-)

Paxman: What important lesson has life taught you?

APACHE: Dont take things for granted because you never know how long it/they may be around."

Paxman: and finally..... If you could do anything with anyone for one hour, what would it be?

APACHE: Your really asking me this Pax?
APACHE: lol
APACHE: I would love to sit in a table with Voo, Shawn, A, and Madness and see the expressions on their faces.
APACHE: sorry you asked for it lol
APACHE: Before we go I want to mention something that everyone in ML needs to be aware of
APACHE: Before i folded FightClub I briefly put up a family named the "illuminate" APACHE: That wasnt just a random family it was put there for a reason. That was the warning. the illuminate is real and we have seeds in all sides of ML.
APACHE: We are not looking for members as it was decided a long time ago
APACHE: The secret war has begin. You think you can trust that buddy next too you? Haha. you better think twice about him/her. Soon enough it will all come to light. APACHE: The Keys will be unvieled as the rounds go on.