Friday 20 February 2009

ICHI

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

ICHI: Henrik 26 from Sweden male

Paxman: Profession?

ICHI: Hard ??? personal assistant for ppl with special needs
ICHI: was that right lol


Paxman: lol right! Marital status?

ICHI: single so u girls can chill

Paxman: lol ok well tell us how you first found out about the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

ICHI: i found out from my room mate, he told me about a site, and i joined and loved it. How long i have no idea. i remember as far back as round 70 at THM ICHI: but it can be longer

Paxman: THM? what game is that?

ICHI: lol damn wrong. The mafia boss
ICHI: the weed start kick in


Paxman: lol and how did you first like the game in your early rounds? was it all confusing or did you get the hang of it quickly?

ICHI: i got to know it fast. it was easy

Paxman: and do you remember what fams you started rolling with when you first joined the game?

ICHI: first T_H_E fams and after that Undreground_Basterdz

Paxman: and what kind of families were these? collectors or warring fams? and did you like them?

ICHI: collector and war fams we where at least in underground, underground was one good fam i never forget some ppl in that fam

Paxman: would you like to mention any names from that fam who were good friends?

ICHI: Coperone R.I.P he is the best one, and we have Overloaded Skoal and meny more from back in underground

Paxman: ok what fam did you join next on TMB?

ICHI: Wankers after drifting a long time as lonely looter and killer with no home, and in wankers i found a home i loved that time in The mafia boss.. i will never forget all the fun times we had

Paxman: oh i see. I believe Wankers is quite a big name in these mafia games. can you tell us a little about the Wankers history and philosophy?

ICHI: well when i think of Wankers i think of Fam, love and tolerance, history i joined them when they were with WW still it was last round with them, just before Cyp owned scrapy doo at eor
ICHI: scrapy doo was totally owned

Paxman: lol ok who are some of the big names in the Wankers fam? and why did you choose that name? lol

ICHI: BIG names at WANKERS hard one. All are
ICHI: Babyface, Jacktheripper, dikal. Deadly_Gal, Grunt, ENRI, Badek and of course many more

ICHI: well the ??? how the name wankers came up i dont really know it was before my time i a new dude at wankers

ICHI: but still not lol

Paxman: lol ok, so how many rounds did you play TMB altogether and what would you say has been your favorite round?

ICHI: many round we play as a team we still do...
ICHI: the best ones was when we steal moscow bank and al this wars

ICHI: so fun and al the times i play high

ICHI: moscow wankers killed single handed one round


Paxman: ok, do you play any other games besides TMB?

ICHI: yes right now i play at ML
ICHI: and i log in and collect at TMB

Paxman: and how do you like this game compared to TMB?

ICHI: hmm hard to say
ICHI: TMB is harder

ICHI: and ML more easy
ICHI: well im no big supporter so i like ML better

ICHI: what i like about this games is my real friends


Paxman: so it is easier to rank high in ML?

ICHI: hmm yeah i think so
ICHI: i did

ICHI: and im no 3-5 k droper'

ICHI: and at tmb i would not even try
ICHI: jp is at 3-4 k there

Paxman: lol ok well lets turn to the beginning of your ML experience. Which round did you join in and what fams did you first roll with?

ICHI: round 13
ICHI: i joined in with Outlaws and was named Ichi the killer
ICHI: and been with them ever since
ICHI: and i been with a own fam called wankers too

ICHI: i got 5 rank my first round at ML at highest level

Paxman: i see, the fam that eventually became the mob union. tell us about your family and what you like/dislike about it.

ICHI: well i dont give a shit
ICHI: ppl act like it rollercoster tycon

ICHI: rank enemeys and so on
ICHI: what is that ? enmey is enemy dont rank em
ICHI: not even if they send 1 riljon


Paxman: oh you mean one of the enemy was ranked recently? can you tell us who that was?

ICHI: no i dont talk fam bb but i think its bitch grrrrr
ICHI: and i get so pissed
ICHI: they can suck my long big wanker dick if u ask me

Paxman: if you were boss of the union, would you run things differently?

ICHI: hmm yeah i would and it so close 1-3 closed fams and leave all enemies out they dont send money any why

Paxman: lol ok, well before we continue with your personal story, lets take a few questions on the ML community. who would you say is the funniest person on ML?

ICHI: wow hard one
ICHI: I got to know TAZ now he funny

ICHI: and hmm
ICHI: thats it most ppl boring ¨
ICHI: maybe tarantino fam for all the wars


Paxman: Nicest person?

ICHI: owh Me and A he is always nice, we dont talk much but he always nice

Paxman: Stupidest person?

ICHI: EZ-GUNZ
ICHI: and maybe more


Paxman: reason?

ICHI: they just stupid
ICHI: wtf dont get on ppl who can kill u any time

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

ICHI: there is one girl
ICHI: i dont even remember her name


Paxman: Smartest person?

ICHI: Voo/ Butcher and A

Paxman: Biggest Liar?

ICHI: me i am ichi and Henrik
ICHI: this is IT life

Paxman: Best poker player?

ICHI: tonyg no ???

Paxman: Is there any player you would never hit not matter what happens between you?

ICHI: no i hit any one fam, friends u name it
ICHI: i even hit badek

ICHI: now he old wanker


Paxman: Best Killer? and Best Collector?

ICHI: hmmm hard
ICHI: well all real killers who dont get dus for free and tonyg ass collector


Paxman: Best looter?

ICHI: me im the best ever

Paxman: lol what special skills do you need to be a looter do you think?

ICHI: hmm patience
ICHI: and skill of the nets
ICHI: whats an ok net
ICHI: if u hold only what u own in non loose money


Paxman: Scariest player on ML?

ICHI: hmmm i see no one scary it an game, but Madness and Voo/butcher scary they will kill u if u play stupid

ICHI: but Voo/butcher i see as a friend so i dont find him scary
ICHI: but madness is they only one i fear if i war

Paxman: Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

ICHI: now i just meet a cool dude named Taz he is cool i think we could have a fun time, or it would be one old dude like jack the ripper

Paxman: The person on ML you have been most disappointed in?

ICHI: Ohh hard one me my self and badek

Paxman: why for both?

ICHI: we were best friends but now we enemys, at least i think we were friends i dont know? its the past well i liked him and im disappointed in him
ICHI: well he is at me too

Paxman: wow from best friends to enemies? do you know how and why that happened? and is there anything you would like to say to him if he reads this?

ICHI: well ive been in a bad period, and been telling frinds all bad suff for no reason.. its all my blame maybe i have no idea.. after i been too high or drunk to remember
ICHI: really i dont joke

ICHI: hahahah well some fun it is but not all is fun
ICHI: but what i did i did


Paxman: ok, Most popular person on ML?

ICHI: wow no idea maybe.. really i have no idea

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

ICHI: cuckey u rank whore get u shit together
ICHI: sinox or what ever get charge more for u blow jobs
ICHI: and Y-B u will never get in to my pants

ICHI: and the rest of u baby - pussi house bitches just suck my dick and fuck off


Paxman: The one person you hate the most?

ICHI: silly.. i hate all baby.. pussi house
ICHI: i mean all


Paxman: ok then next question might be a hard one then! Which person would you most like to join your union from the other union?

ICHI: wow u realy test me now
ICHI: well i most like A of them he is nice in some way.. so i say A


Paxman: Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

ICHI: EZ_GUNZ ICHI: 100% sure

Paxman: reason?

ICHI: he was one me like a crazy dude before ICHI: i mean i was about to call police on him

Paxman: lol. What do you think of admin on ML and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

ICHI: is it ok if i get a bong redy

Paxman: lol sure!

ICHI: i like em they mostly cool.. well they take my ides in most of times
ICHI: and many other ideas

ICHI: and i hope we in ML will go on multiply

ICHI: we the best mafia game ever

ICHI: tmb, emw just fuck off ML rules


Paxman: what is it about ML that makes it better than all the rest in your opinion?

ICHI: the players admins and layout poker and the fear game we play
ICHI: admins will take action at any error


Paxman: ok, Person/Fam you would most like to hit?

ICHI: hard one theres many. but my union hold me back
ICHI: but here we go DHW, Bono/Badek and Madness


Paxman: would you prefer your union to be more of a warring union, or are you happy with the way its run now?

ICHI: i have think a bit now
ICHI: and i say i would just like to kill em all

ICHI: but we a union and i cant tell all what to do im not don

ICHI: so i chill

ICHI: and yes i like a war

ICHI: hahahah¨

Paxman: i believe you used to lead the Wanker family here on ML. What happened to the Wankers on ML and why did it end?

ICHI: most members were free riders
ICHI: so fuck it i used so many credits to keep it up

ICHI: now i am back on track and can fuck any one up

ICHI: drop and give me revange you will see

ICHI: ichi

Paxman: Hottest mafioso on ML?

ICHI: wow thats me im the most sexy one ever..
ICHI: well ppl think Y-B and sionx are sexy

ICHI: but i believe they need glasses

ICHI: i see them so damn ugly i wish i was blind

Paxman: Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

ICHI: yeah every day

Paxman: on the game?

ICHI: yeah fam or not i will blow up as a nuke
ICHI: one time i was called mail bomb from usama hahahah

Paxman: lol thats a lot of anger! Can you tell us what you think of the various regular fams on ML and their dons

ICHI: most they just pussis if u ask me.. allie/nap plz and this and that i mean is this mafia game or ROLLER COSTER TYCOON?

Paxman: ok is there anyone who doesnt play like that? and whose style of play do you admire in the game?

ICHI: i like 2 ppl or 3 to even tell about
ICHI: Voo/Butcher..A and Shawn

Paxman: Have you ever made a threat to anyone that worked? If yes what was it and to who?

ICHI: yes
ICHI: to cyp
ICHI: and any one big at tmb
ICHI: i bet they dont recall

Paxman: lol what was the threat you made and what did they do?

ICHI: its common
ICHI: i throw away suck my dick homo mostly every day before

ICHI: give me bank so on
ICHI: its just how it is


Paxman: lol how would you describe your playing style?

ICHI: raw/mean skills
ICHI: trust


Paxman: what has been the biggest mistake you have made on the game?

ICHI: i light a bong 1 sec

Paxman: lol ok

ICHI: yeah this is it
ICHI: it really kicking now

Paxman: lol nice. you can still answer the questions? lol

ICHI: yeah np lets go
ICHI: you like a hit

Paxman: lol, i dont any more. what has been the biggest mistake you have made on the game?

ICHI: ehh smoke weed, get on amphetamines to stay up lol

ICHI: well this days are over

ICHI: smoke weed ok
ICHI: but amphetamine no do
ICHI: dudes its ok if u miss a hour


Paxman: haha what remaining ambitions do you have in the game?

ICHI: hmm be loyal, keep my name. and be all ichi can be
ICHI: im an ass im rude u name it

ICHI: but its me
ICHI: image

Paxman: is your image important to you?

ICHI: yes
ICHI: its what i worked for 2 years

Paxman: what has been your favorite round in the game so far and why?

ICHI: i love this game its like heroin to me
ICHI: i cant pick

Paxman: what do you think makes the game so addictive?

ICHI: well first round was good
ICHI: all think i was big boy Voo

ICHI: i have no idea

ICHI: it just grabs u

Paxman: ok time for you to show your love! Who are your best friends in the game and for each person, please give a reason why you like them

ICHI: okey
ICHI: for Mr hate this will be hard

ICHI: well
ICHI: Shawn i like him he is always there most times any way if he dont have one of his Flus hahahhaha

ICHI: Zero he is nice on Msn a real frind i talk to him more then ever now days ICHI: and i hope it stay that way
ICHI: Taz hope we can drink that vodka some day and hey dude i give u a shot at ICHI weed
ICHI: butcher/VOO quiet dude well u always nice u gave me what i am to day in my first rounds

ICHI: and u always answer
ICHI: badek u ok too but the beef we have make u slip down, but u there as all wankers
ICHI: and u r

ICHI: and all ppl i dont put and feel u need to be there

ICHI: go ICHI: andi u a cool dude who will make it
ICHI: fugazi lol u horny basterd hope u like u new job

ICHI: well all others who feel my love its there.. dont ask


Paxman: Would you say the game resembles the real life mafia and is this an important aspect of the game for you?

ICHI: no

Paxman: have you had any involvement with the real life mafia?

ICHI: yes

Paxman: and is that why you play the mafia games or do you see it as completly different?

ICHI: well i chill from big deals in drugs

ICHI: i take what left over
ICHI: and the murders
ICHI: its my friends business
ICHI: and all dead friends hail hail

ICHI: me i just live


Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.
Paxman: When were you happiest?

ICHI: when i got out of jail for robbery
ICHI: and my mom smile after

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

ICHI: when i had a book shelf on my head
ICHI: it went over


Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

ICHI: ohhhh
ICHI: hmmm
ICHI: warm

ICHI: with my mom
ICHI: maybe brazil


Paxman: Which living person do you admire the most and why?

ICHI: peter forsberg and magnus wernblom
ICHI: they never give up
ICHI: they go and go on


Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

ICHI: a dude i broke 5 fingers of
ICHI: for touching my girlfriends ass


Paxman: ouch lol. How do you relax?

ICHI: i smoke weed and have sex with my big sis friend

Paxman: What makes you depressed?

ICHI: my life

Paxman: why?

ICHI: and how it turns out
ICHI: well im good but what will my mom think ICHI: when i see her in heaven

Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

ICHI: hmm a steady women
ICHI: and no drugs
ICHI: and no hits
ICHI: hit ppl with small money to give back

Paxman: What does love feel like?

ICHI: love feel like what i need
ICHI: my last love is 6 years back
ICHI: fuck ok
ICHI: every one can get that
ICHI: but not love


Paxman: Describe your ideal woman.

ICHI: well
ICHI: well my ideal women
ICHI: she is warm
ICHI: easy

ICHI: thats it
ICHI: Sexy dont work

ICHI: horny fuck off

ICHI: warm and easy

ICHI: thats it


Paxman: What was the greatest kiss of your life?

ICHI: my grand mom when i was 7 just before she left me

Paxman: Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

ICHI: every fuck i had
ICHI: all 176 of them
ICHI: hahhaha

ICHI: suck that


Paxman: lol i hope they dont read this! What is your favorite word?

ICHI: this really put me on a test
ICHI: history
ICHI: i love that

ICHI: and mum


Paxman: What is your favorite film?

ICHI: gladiator
ICHI: Predator 1-2


Paxman: favorite song?

ICHI: it will be somting swedish

Paxman: lol thats fine

ICHI: 2pac- Krazy
ICHI: Ken Ring - Låter För Barnen






Paxman: Favorite book?

ICHI: here we go
ICHI: emil i löne berga/ OCH ALLA UPPSLAGFS VERK

ICHI: keltap live in that bubbel


Paxman: Do you believe in God?

ICHI: no
ICHI: read to much


Paxman: When did you last cry and why?

ICHI: wow
ICHI: ok here we go

ICHI: when my step dad almost died
ICHI: he my dad
ICHI: he was my dad
ICHI: so ppl like to pick me come

ICHI: ;)

Paxman: What is the closest youve come to death?

ICHI: death it self 3 times

Paxman: what happened?

ICHI: first i drown
ICHI: second i was run over by a horse

ICHI: 3
ICHI: i was strangled

Paxman: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

ICHI: i need just one more bong

Paxman: lol ok

ICHI: i dont rely know
ICHI: well i love u
ICHI: and they dont even mean it

ICHI: it suck balls

ICHI: and falls back on u heart

Paxman: and the nicest thing??

ICHI: all things i cry to
ICHI: hmm
ICHI: this will be hard

ICHI: when my mom say i love u
ICHI: and my old friend love mr

ICHI: Tomas
ICHI: and all other real love


Paxman: What do you most dislike about yourself?

ICHI: drugs
ICHI: crime
ICHI: anger
ICHI: ok thats it


Paxman: What do you most like about yourself?

ICHI: smart
ICHI: kind

ICHI: like to love

ICHI: but cant
ICHI: but i want to

Paxman: If you could edit your past, what would you change?

ICHI: all of my past
ICHI: from grand dad to dad to me
ICHI: ok
ICHI: not one of us have done good

ICHI: just bad


Paxman: What has been your biggest disappointment?

ICHI: me
ICHI: fail on a miss sweden


Paxman: How often do you have sex?

ICHI: every 3 day
ICHI: wow i like to light a big bong on this
ICHI: is that ok?

Paxman: lol yes!

ICHI: ok i just grind it and smoke
ICHI: ok

ICHI: ok joint ready and smoking


Paxman: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

ICHI: prison will get u hell
ICHI: it will make u change boys

ICHI: it really will

ICHI: and u should know it

ICHI: well its cool
ICHI: but when u there its not


Paxman: Well thanks very much for your time Ichi. Do you have any final shoutouts or threats youd like to send out before we finish?

ICHI: well fuck off suck my dick... and most important just go kill your self

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool interview Ichi was funny and kool to read :) ;D

Anonymous said...

WTF


LMAO

hard to understand lmao

Anonymous said...

As always ICHI, an 'interesting' read.....
Paxman congrats on getting through the experience in tact....

ANDI said...

HAHAHA BEST INTERVIEW EVER...

That's funny...very nice

i like it :)

Anonymous said...

funny how you went to get a bong every couple of minutes