Dytelinc

Dytel on one of his bikes



The only time you will ever see Dytel giving a shit

Paxman: Name/Age/Location/Sex?

DYTEL: markus 26 usa

Paxman: and male, right?

DYTEL: last time i checked

Paxman: Profession?

DYTEL: poker player

Paxman: interesting, do you play in any big tournaments?

DYTEL: no im more cash game player DYTEL: you wont see me on tv

Paxman: do you enjoy it? or is it like a regular 'job'?

DYTEL: i actually enjoy what i do

Paxman: Marital status?

DYTEL: im not married but my wife is ;}

Paxman: haha. Ok enough small talk, lets get to your mafia career. Can you remember how you first discovered the online mafia world and how long ago was this?

DYTEL: yeah about 3 yrs ago
DYTEL: i ended up finding it through a friend it was some shit game
DYTEL: then i found tmb and was spammed to mobsterlord from there
DYTEL: and now here we are

Paxman: quite a long term player then. Can you recall your early experiences on TMB and how you liked that game?

DYTEL: well at first of course i started as a noob and then bought some creds and started killing which is my favorite thing to do on these games but as we all know tmb is very large and hard to win at as players dont play for profit but more for respect

Paxman: oh i see, so you were a killer from the start?

DYTEL: always
DYTEL: i didnt care too much for the collecting and just building/collecting thats for fags like A and renegades
DYTEL: its a mob game bring me the killing
DYTEL: and shit talk

Paxman: hehe you enjoy shit talking too? do you find it helps with the killing by unsettling your targets?

DYTEL: of course you can get them mad and they will burn all turns then you come through and slaughter their asses
DYTEL: i especially enjoy attacking the people that always cry about being attacked although they are clearly playing a mob game they send funny messages and threats after you zero them thats my favorite part is reading the hate mail afterwards

Paxman: lol can you recall any particular hate mail message which stands out?

DYTEL: yes i can recall a few
DYTEL: let me think of one of the best
DYTEL: damn so many i hate to narrow it to one
DYTEL: yoh-boo once told me i would never get another medal in ML although shes nothing but a cred whore and we all know shes too scared to use a credit
DYTEL: i received some good ones from ghost and wolf also
DYTEL: ghost when i would zero him he would call me a faggot and tell me he was going to kill me and never did shit that was always funny mail
DYTEL: shawn is prolly my favorites
DYTEL: he would always send me messages in broken english they would look like this 'yu fking asshle i hat yu yu r piiece of sht i will kil yu'
DYTEL: dont edit that thats actually the way its suppose to look

Paxman: haha funny ones! Ok before we jump too far ahead. lets go right back to the start of your ML experience. What round did you join the game and who did you start out rolling with?

DYTEL: i joined in round 1 i started out start of round following madness and his crew but i fastly learned he was a true noob and bad player so i switched to mob about mid round
DYTEL: but was with i think was called ace that was mads crew and they got pwned in round 1 mob was actually outfit back then
DYTEL: so i rolled with voo for first 10 rounds or so

Paxman: and how did you like working with Voo. Did he allow you to satisfy your killing urges? lol

DYTEL: lol well yeah he didnt care who we hit for the most part so it was a cool fam he didnt tell us to build for first five days then collect none of that bullshit we built and killed all round that was the way it worked

Paxman: oh so they suited your style? Did you make any close friends during this first period you spent at mob?

DYTEL: nah not really i brought joker into the game and that was the only close friend i needed as most were shady and would snitch and play both sides i learned fast like an old fag named buckwild he was voos little bitch but ran with madness yet he would tell us all mads plans he knew in return to not be zeroed yet voo always zeroed him anyways and he continued to be our bitch boy
DYTEL: that guy was pathetic im not sure what ever happened to him hes one of those thats always saying 'ITS MY LAST ROUND' those people are pathetic losers
DYTEL: but yeah mob was alright as i also was alongside jimmys account he plays on you prolly heard of it gur4d4ian
DYTEL: jimmy wont like that

Paxman: lol. you think guardian is a 'house player'?

DYTEL: nah
DYTEL: GUR4D4IAN is jimmy
DYTEL: no house player just flat out jimmy

Paxman: hehe, do you have any proof of this?

DYTEL: if you notice he won rounds that the game had not made money
DYTEL: look at pattern
DYTEL: killerman came in won 2 in a row who wins the next one gurd
DYTEL: guard
DYTEL: A wins 2 in a row who beats him guard
DYTEL: he never ranks yet always has more creds also one round A had collected 8.9 trill
DYTEL: guard tells us if we dont drop more cash he will go for round last 30 minutes he drops collects 9.6 trill and stops although rumors were we had like 3 trill buried
DYTEL: then he did same thing to ghost he collected like 400 bill more than ghost when ghost had it all buried use your head
DYTEL: people
DYTEL: i will let the community decide for themselves

Paxman: interesting! Have you talked to others about this opinion? Or asked Jimmy himself? What do they think?

DYTEL: well we always talked about it on msn as they read mail there if they want to but if you notice A madness voo nobody will compete guard when he goes for round
DYTEL: hes never lost but one he dropped big into and thats only cause he didnt buy guns and shawn ganked him
DYTEL: its a well known thing but people continue to drop so whatever as guard has chilled on dropping over people now that the game has grown and has money coming into it

Paxman: interesting theory! Im sure we will have many comments about it below LOL! Ok, getting back to your time at mob, do you remember any good wars you had while you were there? Who did you used to fight against and who usually came out on top?

DYTEL: we fought mads crew and others we pretty much fought anyone we wanted to and 90 percent of the time came out on top

Paxman: hehe so it sounds like they were the perfect family for you! Why did you end up leaving them, personal disputes?

DYTEL: yeah voo was smart player but a little greedy in early days hes changed for the most part now but yes it was personal

Paxman: what happened?

DYTEL: i left and started warring voos crew
DYTEL: a new player messaged me his name is A he was new to game but was warring voo also so i joined him and we started turning the tables on mob we started owning them as they werent use to it was kinda ironic really
DYTEL: we beat them senseless for prolly 15 rounds
DYTEL: almost disbanded them but then A accepted nap with them when we had them down to one half full fam and let them rebuild but me and A started baby union was the strongest in the game for a long time

Paxman: oh i see, sounds like you were very successful! How did you like playing together with A? Did you prefer working with him to Voo and Shawn and the rest at mob?

DYTEL: yeah he was cool to work with he played good cop and i played bad cop so to speak
DYTEL: hes very passive and non violent like most other homosexuals are you know

Paxman: haha I take it you dont get along any more?

DYTEL: nah i know your not in game but past few rounds A has had a carebear on his profile and hes always posting gay shit on boards
DYTEL: people follow him though cause he does rank alot of people when he goes for jps

Paxman: haha! ok. So you ran the Baby Union for about 15 rounds? How and why did this come to an end?

DYTEL: i stopped playing the game due to personal real life i didnt have time for it anymore i was single for a while and started focusing more on partying and having fun over an internet game
DYTEL: i was only motivated to come back and go for jps due to joker then we met a noob named the_jackal

Paxman: oh i see. did you miss the game while you were away from it?

DYTEL: i missed it a bit i would log in and say hello every few rounds but never built or anything

Paxman: hehe i think just about everyone is eager to hear your side of the story about what happened with Jackal. Can you talk us through it, starting from when you first met him?

DYTEL: yea sure
DYTEL: i came back to game
DYTEL: and was talking with luca about leaving that weak union that baby had became
DYTEL: he said ok then his friend jackal joined game and had dropping ability also DYTEL: so we made new union
DYTEL: jackal dropped 3k the first round and i dropped 1k in it also
DYTEL: the deal was i get 2nd in level 3 as i had many creds then next round i win it DYTEL: well with 10 seconds left jackal sends cash to me i win round and he taked 2nd
DYTEL: i didnt even know i had won as i logged out for about an hour before joining new round then joker calls says i won
DYTEL: i logged in and i see jackal has already burnt 600k to build with and was claiming the next round he pissed me off he wanted jps and creds he was greedy said i could win next one pissed me off then his greed got him
DYTEL: he wanted the 300k creds and said he would send to joker at eor to win round
DYTEL: so i said ok and he sent to joker then joker ranked me 2nd and we split from him..
DYTEL: he cried for awhile so we warred but he was no match he fell hard and fast we disbanded blood union in about 2 rounds
DYTEL: we also started dominating minis but then again all minis i have been involved in running we always dominate them
DYTEL: bottom line jackal was a noob and had no business dropping in a game with so many vets

Paxman: is it true that you took both the JPs and Jackal ended up with none of the money from the JPs?

DYTEL: yes i won both of them so i took it all he wanted to cry and say he would take me to small claims court but the bottom line in ML whoever finishes with highest nw wins
DYTEL: i never set out to gank him in game
DYTEL: he got greedy i didnt want that jp win the first one i got i wanted 2nd place DYTEL: he sent me cash i was worth less than what he was worth before he sent the cash he said he got scared everyone would send to one person
DYTEL: made no sense he screwed me so i turned the tables on him you know my style you get me in game i get you back 10 times worse

Paxman: lol so you have no regrets about the incident?

DYTEL: i hate that it turned out that way hes a cool guy he seemed like he just couldnt keep his word
DYTEL: so he got what was coming and i dont regret anything i do in life thats not living

Paxman: have you spoke to him since this all happened? im sure you must have exchanged some heated words! LOL

DYTEL: yes we have talked several times via the telephone and msn
DYTEL: and yes there was some heated words but life goes on
DYTEL: he knows why i did it and i guess hes learned to live with it ;}

Paxman: Double Trouble mentioned in her interview that if you were just pissed at the 300k creds for 2nd place, why didnt you buy the creds and send Jackal the rest. What do you make of this?

DYTEL: double who?
DYTEL: next question i wont speak of people that dont matter

Paxman: hehe, you dont like her?

DYTEL: next question please lets speak of someone who matters in the game she only rides the big droppers till she cant rank anymore

Paxman: lol, ok lets get to your next move after you left the blood union. Which fam did you head to next?

DYTEL: i joined tarantino helped out ghost a bit to win the next jp it was capped round i played under the name playsafe
DYTEL: then next round me and jackal warred he dropped 1k plus 400k creds and finished like 7th or 8th and i won jp he was no match for me i zeroed him twice and crushed him
DYTEL: then he comes up with story that he owed A 1k well i thought about it and if he owed A 1k why did he drop 1k to try and beat me instead of paying A back so whatever
DYTEL: i told him he would lose and he did he was no match

Paxman: hehe, Im sure he hated you even more after that! Do you consider him a personal enemy?

DYTEL: no i consider it all fun and games thats what it is a game i hate nobody from ML i may dislike their game style and choices but no true hatred is warranted to anyone there

Paxman: lol I see, and how did you like working with Tarantino. Did they give you a lot of help the round you won the JP in their fam?

DYTEL: well yes wolf and cat did ghost wouldnt use a single turn to help out ended up having to drop 300 for cat some creds to help zero jackal with her revenge DYTEL: then wolf used a few turns to help me finish him off with a revenge he had later when i zeroed him the 2nd time jackal was too dumb to stop giving revenges

Paxman: And how did you like Tarantino's style of play? Did you feel more at home there than at other fams you have been with?

DYTEL: yeah tarantino has a very smart leader in wolf although he doesnt have any big supporters they do very well
DYTEL: they also have some smart players apache and cat being my 2 favorites
DYTEL: cats the baddest chcik on ML she doesnt take shit off nobody and doesnt mind empyting out her account shes bad ass

Paxman: ok, can you tell us about the big round with the big collection race involving Madness and Ghost and your part in this?

DYTEL: well with the help of jimmy they pulled it out
DYTEL: jimmy told me we had reached our spending limit its a bunch of bullshit
DYTEL: A dropped for madness like 3k that round and i guess jimmy knew with A about to lose and madness i would take over his precious game
DYTEL: but A is still gay and madness is a loser used car salesman i have a good life theirs suck its been fun pax i gotta run and to all my enemies kiss my ass

Paxman: so you think that Jimmy stopped you from dropping more so that you wouldnt win?

DYTEL: dunno paypal said seller refused payment will let the audience be the judge he says paypal stopped me i had 2k limit but thats bs im premier and veriified DYTEL: and then he server banned me and jokers entire cities
DYTEL: so we couldnt spread the word about what really happened
DYTEL: jimmy unban me and let me come have discussion with you on main board for all of ML to see you bring your proof and i bring mine

Paxman: oh damn. oh he still hasnt allowed you back on the game?

DYTEL: ML do the math
DYTEL: no i am server banned i cant even see the game i get a white screen
DYTEL: joker is server banned and he lives over 30 minutes away from me jimmy what are you trying to hide
DYTEL: joker didnt do a chargeback i did so why ban him you crook?

Paxman: you did a chargeback on him? why?

DYTEL: i was ripped off read what i wrote

Paxman: because he wasnt letting you drop any more?

DYTEL: yeah ghost had alot more creds than madness did
DYTEL: think about it if we beat madness and A whos left butcher wouldnt compete us for jps
DYTEL: guard is jimmy so he doesnt make any money off those fake drops jackal is broke there was no competition left as me and butcher would have just passed rounds back and forth

Paxman: oh i see. so just to clarify, the reason you were banned is because you tried to do the charge back? Did the charge back work? lol

DYTEL: yeah it worked then jimmy tried to charge back a jp he paid me in april DYTEL: the jp joker won he did a chargeback said i sent intangible items hes crooked bro

Paxman: so what happened to the money in the end? Did you get it back, or is it still with Jimmy?

DYTEL: i have it back
DYTEL: hes pissed at me
DYTEL: but he shoudlnt rip people off

Paxman: lol so I guess you wont ever be let back on the game after this? Its turning into a farewell interview lol

DYTEL: yes thats exactly what it is
DYTEL: im on the other side now im admin in a game and i have a man making me a very cool new game will be fresh

Paxman: hehe well let me take the oppurtunity to question you a little about the ML community you know so well after your long experience on the game! Who would you say is the funniest person on the game?

DYTEL: wow
DYTEL: tough
DYTEL: question
DYTEL: well hands down i have had the most fun with joker outside of him ez gunz and a young man that started by the name toothpick he provided me with the best laughs i ever had in the game
DYTEL: i didnt know him long his name changes shit let me think of his regular name he was with us in tarantino damn i will come back to him when i remember his name
DYTEL: luca i must say we had some good times also
DYTEL: he was a very cool person till me and jackal fell out

Paxman: Stupidest person?

DYTEL: wow thats another great question
DYTEL: well i must say jackal is at top of that list as or gameplay
DYTEL: yoh-boo and donjon are a close 2nd

Paxman: Smartest person?

DYTEL: DYTELINC
DYTEL: he walked away a huge winner in game hes up thousands of dollars i cant say that about anyone besides jimmy oops i mean guardian

Paxman: Biggest rankwhore?

DYTEL: yoh-boo
DYTEL: thats an easy one gimme something harder
DYTEL: shes biggest rankwhore in all games she plays you will find thats a common answer
DYTEL: she will suck dick or creds i needed

Paxman: Biggest Liar?

DYTEL: in the game?

Paxman: yup

DYTEL: wow
DYTEL: i dunno i mean everyone lies thats part of it its a role playing game
DYTEL: guess i would have to say Jimmy

Paxman: Most honest?

DYTEL: shit hate to say it but thats an award for A
DYTEL: everything aside hes a pretty honest guy

Paxman: lol Most annoying person?

DYTEL: hmmm tough one
DYTEL: all the people that say rank me when you are sitting on alot of cash

Paxman: any particular person who sticks out?

DYTEL: well after jackal was broke he was pretty annoying when i played as killerman he begged me for rank in last 20 minutes of round he wouldnt shut up don jon was very annnoying and yb is always annoying i guess those 3 have it on lockdown

Paxman: Who do you trust the most?

DYTEL: joker is only one i fully trusted in the game

Paxman: Best poker player?

DYTEL: myself

Paxman: Most loyal Mafioso and who they are loyal to?

DYTEL: shawn to butcher
DYTEL: hands down outside of joker to dytelinc of course

Paxman: How and why did you choose your name?

DYTEL: well its an inside thing
DYTEL: i cant say on here
DYTEL: joker knows where it came from but nobody else and i wanna keep it that way its definelty unique

Paxman: hehe ok.. Best Killer? and Best Collector?

DYTEL: dytelinc best killer hands down 17 killer medals after taking almost 8 moths off from the game
DYTEL: nobody comes close and those were legit medals not donations ask an old friend freak whos best killer hes seen me in action
DYTEL: best collectors are prolly mob they always rank yet hardly ever have anyone drop big

Paxman: now that you are leaving the game, can you give away any secrets on how to be a good killer? Any tips for people who arent good at it?

DYTEL: well practice makes perfect

Paxman: haha, even one tip?

DYTEL: buy aks

Paxman: LOL
Paxman: ok Best looter?

DYTEL: best looter fuckaface and ghost

Paxman: If you could give advice to 5 people on ML, who would they be and what advice would you give to each person?

DYTEL: 1.wolf 2.ez gunz 3.butcher. 4.cat 5.freak
DYTEL: leave the game asap its a ripoff

Paxman: Mafioso you would most like to meet in real life?

DYTEL: freak would like to hang out with him he seems like a cool ass old man lol
DYTEL: would like to hang out before he passes as we all know hes up in age i think he just turned 72
DYTEL: jk freak

Paxman: The one person you hate the most?

DYTEL: i hate nobody
DYTEL: sorry

Paxman: Who do you think hates you the most?

DYTEL: wow i dont know there are alot of people that dislike dytelinc but to all them they can kiss my ass

Paxman: Mafioso you most suspect of being homosexual?

DYTEL: A
DYTEL: maybe madness is his boyfriend as hes always ranking him and madness never ranks him back so i guess A is the bitch in the relationship
DYTEL: sorry A just stating the facts

Paxman: Is there any player you would never hit not matter what happens between you? (Or was there any player since you have left now)

DYTEL: well that player is wolf and cat they were both really nice to me and never screwed me and always helped me when i needed it so it would be them 2 it use to be A as i thought we were friends but hes a piece of shit and doesnt know what friendship is

Paxman: Hottest mafioso?

DYTEL: hmmm thats someone that hasnt been seen in a while miss-murder
DYTEL: sorry cat never seen a pic of you

Paxman: Have you ever lost your cool on the game?

DYTEL: lol sorda maybe but its all in fun
DYTEL: i emptied account a few times though to kill so yeah i guess i have oops

Paxman: Most and least selfish players?

DYTEL: most selfish wow thats incredibly hard to answer
DYTEL: there are so many
DYTEL: least selfish prolly dytelinc and A
DYTEL: most selfish you have many like madness prolly top though

Paxman: lol i think you may have a lot to say on this question
Paxman: What do you think of admin on ML and are there any changes you would like to see them make?

DYTEL: yeah theres a bridge called the golden gate bridge i think they should climb to the top and jump off as for joe and fusion i cant say anything but jimmy is crook and amigos is a noob he talked shit about cat yet he was admin and should be neutral then when we talked about another girl hes friends with he cried LOL DYTEL: ML staff is a joke
DYTEL: alot of people have already stopped buying subs etc

Paxman: can I ask why you continued to play the game for so long if you knew about all the crooked stuff on the game?

DYTEL: people arent dumb they know what he did to me i seen last round jp was at 1300 on last day before he fucked me jps were at close to 2k before last day you wreap what you sew
DYTEL: i was only aware of guardian being admin and he got to where he didnt come online much anymore as game was growing i figured jimmy would stop any crooked activity but i guess as in most big games you have crooked admins thats why you should all come play my new games i have going hit me up on yahoo ratbags81@yahoo.com for info
DYTEL: as for why i stayed i had made alot of friends there as i had been there since round one so it was comfortable to me

Paxman: who would you say are your best friends on the game, and for each person please give the reason(s) why you like them

DYTEL: wow joker was only true friend im afraid i can speak of as i could always count on him to do whatever needed to be done without question and always knew he wouuld never screw me as for everyone else i cant say that

Paxman: what was your favorite round and why?

DYTEL: the round i beat jackal when i played under the name killerman
DYTEL: self explanatory

Paxman: worst round and why?

DYTEL: i cant think of a bad round i had sorry they were all fun to me as the people made me laugh its a good base of people there they should all just not support is all

Paxman: ok now for the personal questions. Feel free to answer these in as much or as little detail as you like.
Paxman: When were you happiest?

DYTEL: when my kids were born

Paxman: What is your earliest memory?

DYTEL: i was 4 riding a go cart and flipped it i still remember that for some reason

Paxman: Where would you most like to live?

DYTEL: i wouldnt rather be anywhere else
DYTEL: im happy where im at

Paxman: What was your most embarrassing moment?

DYTEL: i dont have one i dont get embarresed as i dont care what people think

Paxman: Which living person do you admire the most and why?

DYTEL: they have to still be alive?

Paxman: yes

DYTEL: i admire my grandfather the most but hes no longer with us
DYTEL: i cant think of anyoone else sorry

Paxman: To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

DYTEL: nobody as i dont regret anything in life thats not living

Paxman: How do you relax?

DYTEL: listening to music as i dont watch much tv
DYTEL: and drinking an ice cold beer

Paxman: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

DYTEL: i cant think of anything i have the perfect life i love life wouldnt change a thing

Paxman: What does love feel like?

DYTEL: like nothing else in this world you have to experience it to know what i mean

Paxman: Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?

DYTEL: only in bed or trying to get someone in bed
DYTEL: ;}

Paxman: Describe your ideal woman.

DYTEL: im married to her

Paxman: Do you believe in God?

DYTEL: of course
DYTEL: how else did we get here

Paxman: When did you last cry and why?

DYTEL: when i was 16 my grandfather died

Paxman: What is your favorite word?

DYTEL: my name

Paxman: What is your favorite book?

DYTEL: i dont have one i hate reading

Paxman: Fav movie?

DYTEL: Blow
DYTEL: have you ever seen it?

Paxman: nope :(

DYTEL: what where are you from
DYTEL: are you kidding me?
DYTEL: do you live in a cave?
DYTEL: omg go rent it when this interview is over

Paxman: lol I have heard of it I think, who acts in it again?

DYTEL: best movie ever

Paxman: haha thanks ill check it out
Paxman: Fav song?

DYTEL: nickelback how you remind me?



Paxman: How would you like to be remembered?

DYTEL: as a good dad

Paxman: What is the closest youve come to death?

DYTEL: i wrecked my ninja on the interstate only time i ever been knocked out and broke my back it sucked
DYTEL: i was also in a comma from it

Paxman: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

DYTEL: i dont know or care really i dont pay attention to negative people or comments i just kick their ass normally if they irritate me too badly

Paxman: and the nicest thing anyone has said to you?

DYTEL: my kids telling me i love you

Paxman: Finally,what is the most important lesson life has taught you?

DYTEL: live life to the fullest dont take anything too serious

Paxman: ok thanks very much dytel.. Time for your big farewell. Are there any final words you would like to say to people or the ML community?

DYTEL: yes kiss my ass